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Dude, it is time to learn Chinese

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by ahkip, Apr 16, 2006.

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    As a chinese, i feel like i have the responsibility to teach my fellow foreigner some chinese. If you have problem communicate with a chinese kid, use one of these

    1) That is not right…………………….Sum Ting Wong
    2) Are you harboring a fugitive?………….Hu Yu Hai Ding
    3) See me ASAP………………………….Kum Hia Nao
    4) Stupid Man…………………………..Dum Fuk
    5) Small Horse………………………….Tai Ni Po Ni
    6) Did you go to the beach?………………Wai Yu So Tan
    7) I bumped into a coffee table…………..Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
    8) I think you need a face lift…………..Chin Tu Fat
    9) It is very dark in here……………….Wao So Dim
    10) I thought you were on a diet………….Wai Yu Mun Ching
    11) This is a tow away zone………………No Pah King
    12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week…Wai Yu Kum Nao
    13) Staying out of sight…………………Lei Ying Lo
    14) He is cleaning his automobile…………Wa Shing Ka
    15) Your body odor is offensive…………..Yu Stin Ki Pu
    16) Great………………………………Fa Kin Su Pah
     
    ahkip, Apr 16, 2006 IP
  2. KeithLDick

    KeithLDick Peon

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    KeithLDick Peon

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    oops... Double post
     
    KeithLDick, Apr 16, 2006 IP
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    derek Peon

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    #4
    Thanks for the post. Now I can impress my Chinese friends :)
     
    derek, Apr 16, 2006 IP
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    my Mom's half-chinese but i dont know how to speak the language.....:p
     
    jc_yusuke, Apr 17, 2006 IP
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    keikor Peon

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    Are you sure this is chinese? Did you write this yourself or you get the post somewhere else?
     
    keikor, Apr 17, 2006 IP
  7. ramakrishna p

    ramakrishna p Notable Member

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    You can learn any language if you are in love with that particular language spoken lover. Otherwise it is very difficult task to learn languages. Love can make any thing possible.
     
    ramakrishna p, Apr 17, 2006 IP
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    jc_yusuke Peon

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    i love to learn French....i really do.
     
    jc_yusuke, Apr 17, 2006 IP
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    mcmaktoby Active Member

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    Thanks for the tutorial,very informative :D
     
    mcmaktoby, Apr 17, 2006 IP
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    ryan_uk Illustrious Member

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    They'll probably laugh at you. I don't think it's real Chinese. I'm sure I've seen these jokes on another forum.

    A basic guide (please correct if wrong):

    Hello - ni hao
    How are you? - ni hao ma?
    I am good - wo hen hao
    I am bad - wo hen huai
    angel - tian shi
    devil - mo gui (it can be interpreted in different way)
    good night - wan an
    stupid - er bai wu (literally, it means "1 in 250" or something along those lines, but it's used to mean stupid)
    good evening - wan shang hao
    enjoy your meal - ni chi hao
    good - hao
    bad - huai
    thank you - xiexie (although, someone Chinese say it should be spelt xie-xie and others xie xie)
    love - ai

    For now, that's all I remember. By the way, there are many different Chinese dialects and even people who say speak Mandarin (simplified Chinese) but live in Malaysia might not understand what by "er bai wu" or "ni chi hao" mean.
     
    ryan_uk, Apr 17, 2006 IP
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    Great! LOL
     
    latehorn, Apr 17, 2006 IP
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    mavahntooth Well-Known Member

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    lol that is a great chinese :D
     
    mavahntooth, Apr 17, 2006 IP
  13. ahkip

    ahkip Prominent Member

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    That's just a joke....i saw it on some joke site. My mon speak english that way, she 've got big big accent. She was so piss when i show her this

    ryan_uk's list is real chinese. However those are too formal and no one talk that way. At least not me..when i have time i can make a list of how "real" chinese talk
     
    ahkip, Apr 17, 2006 IP
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    Rofl - Awesome post!!

    Regards.
     
    TheGrandBerry, Apr 17, 2006 IP
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    lol of course the first post is a joke, read the chinese part out loud if you can't tell.
     
    ticksoft, Apr 17, 2006 IP
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    devAngel Banned

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    nice....i've been learning some chinese too cause i have a chinese friend. ;)
     
    devAngel, Apr 17, 2006 IP
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    Joseph Well-Known Member

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    saow o how - i love you :)
     
    Joseph, Apr 17, 2006 IP