Ever hooked up with an ugly cow?

What's wrong with crows?

 

See that's the point, he did drink and he did not think the cow was ulgy. At the time anyway.

 

Hey look at it like this, that poor ugly girl got a moral boost by getting some from you.

 

they smell. other than that they're ok, animal wise

 

Sir!, you know very well the ugly part of the crows... it is not fare to get confused yourself...cheating?

 

I think crows are prettier than cows, personally

 

Are you sure pretty is the right word to use when describing livestock? People have gotten in trouble for stuff like that!

Fryman, just remember, fat chics need lovin' too... just make her pay for it next time!

 

yeah, that exactly describes my situation

lol... no, it is just a popular expression, when someone is very ugly you say that she is just an ugly cow

 

Iam aware of the famous story about the crows..They are very cleaver. When the water was not within crow reach it dropped stones to raise the water level and drank to its satisfaction when the water raised and flew away. Cows are innocents...Innocents may not be so clever but clever elements can be cunning.

 

Thank you fryman for not getting irritated by cows!

 

I dont think fryman has any kind of souvenir that has to do anything with that women?? Let alone a pic.

 

FryMan Look



Cow In A Bikini..it Must Be Love

 

That's true. Fryman probably doesn't have a souvenir.

Maybe these will help?

 

A buddy of mine had a roommate who for some reason consistently hooked up with very large women in college. Every time he did, he would bitch and moan about the next day how he "did it again". It became a real personal problem for this guy.

True story, it got so bad that his friends actually BUILT a wall blocking access to his bedroom in the loft with a hole that was just big enough that he could fit into it, and any girl who couldn't fit couldn't get into his room...

True story!

There was another story about one girl who tried and tried and eventually his one of his roommates helped her squeeze into the "boom boom room" by laying on the ground and pushing her ass through using his foot.

 

Fryman, the radar has always been 30/30 when drinking. I don't know what it is, I could forget my own name, can't walk or talk, but I can still have clear beer goggles... The largest I have ever encountered in that situation was 132lbs and 5'8". 75% of that was chest.

I believe they do make bags, and detachable arms for these situations though. Stay away from Jose. I learned a long time ago, he is no friend of mine.

 

I'm pretty sure this has happened to most people.
I can remember being a desperate virgin long ago and doing some pretty wild stuff that was mostly unsuccessful.

 

At least she wasn't a carny.

 

With tiny hands...eew

 

I hope you "wrapped it up". We dont need any baby cows around here.