For those with a "Big Johnson" type sense of humor...

Ever since the "Big Johnson" t-shirts, I've always wanted to create my own. Just sort of a dream, I suppose.. Well, I've been trying to come up with interesting ideas for years.. Most of the time, I just get one or two people liking them - and that's it.. So, I make a couple of iron-ons and I'm done with it.. However! This time I've actually got a lot of positive feedback.. Let me know what YOU think.

http://www.stfuonline.com

Hey. It's worth a try. No?

 

I like em Sal. A little more bold that I would personally wear. Has that nice bold "university" font.

You might consider something along the lines of "Big Jim and the Twins" to overcome the shortcomings of the "Big Johnson" t-s.

 

Big Jim and the Twins.. That's good. Where did you see that?

 

I don't know that I've actually seen it, per se, it's just one of those "slangs" like "twig and berries" that have been around forever to refer to the male nether regions.

 

Reminds me of a call I had from a customer yesterday - swear its not a joke.

I sell these bra inserts for women (strapless bra type things - kinda like the wonderbra). Guy called up yesterday and asked what would happen if her err --finished-- on em (if you get what I mean). My customer service girl had to put him on hold real quick and was complaining the rest of the day about it. That was on top of the day before - when a customer called up wondering what was "normal" since we sell some herbal enhancement products. Lack of discretion (especially when there's a chick on the phone) was kind of odd to me.

 

Man - I'm a dope - I'm lost "STFU" I can only imagine what this must mean.

Johann - if you sell Herbal suppliments for 'increasing the size of '???' then answering questions about '???' is just part of the business - if you advertise it and sell it, you (and your people male or female) should be able to talk about it. IMHO

If questions like that offend an operator you could maybe develop a system where they can transfer that call to a 'different department' = different operator

 

STFU - Shut The F%$& Up!

 

For anyone who's interested, I just added a new design. I'll be adding more as the copyrights go through.

 

Okay! The shirts are in! Those who ordered get first dibs. Those shirts will be out by tomorrow morning. Whatever's left go to those who requested one for free.. If I have enough of your size, yours will go out next.. Should be tomorrow as well... They look great!

 

Ha ha. I was reading Stuff You, which I guess amounts to more or less the same thing

 

Who is Big Johnson when he's at home?!

 

i LOVE those shirts, i'd definently buy one......
common phrases used:
dick n cherries
twig n berries etc. you could work off that too, like a food concept as well..

you should market those in college campus bookstores...those would go over big there btw, and also mall stores that sell college/teen alternative clothing..
just call me marketing newsgirl oh, and i think your marketing helper deserves a shirt...hahah lol

 

When I was young there was a famous Jazz trio known as "Big Dick and the two Swingers".

For Anthony's information that group predated Elvis.