Free beer - will you all really do anything for it?

Do you all really like beer that much?!

I have to say, Minstrel's little plan to get votes worked, FREE BEER and everyone comes running.

I have 1 thought and 1 question:

A) Beer is DISGUSTING!
B) I don't think he's really giving free beer, so why did you vote?!

And Minstrel, it must feel great to know you got so many votes just for offering free beer and not cause they genuinely like you.

Now my 5 votes mean everything to me, cause I know those 5 people must like me for me and not what I offer for free...hehe...

QUALITY OVER QUANTITY!!!

Now read this and weep all ya'll, YOU ARE NOT GETTING THE FREE BEER, IT WAS A LIE!!!

VOTE FOR WEIRFIRE! HE'S HONEST, SINCERE AND THE SWEETEST GUY!

 

Perhaps Weirfire should start giving free links . Then I'm sure he will get atleast 100 votes.

 

Good idea, at least he'd actually be giving something and not carrying on a charade (movements that are meant to trick or deceive) like our sweet, innocent Minstrel.

 

Yes. Free beer is a lie. Minstrel is a pathological lier. He's cheating you into voting for him.

Vote Weirfire if you're a true Liverpool fan and the rest can vote for me. I WILL give you tangible results. Like Co-op FAQs, moderated SPAM free forums etc.

Beer is NOT disgusting though. So if you do like beer, vote T0PS3O!

I'll make it easy for you.

If you either

aren't a Liverpool fan

OR

like beer

you have to vote T0PS3O!

If you are undecided still just look at the current members list, sorted by reputation top-down for inspiration

 

So if I like beer I vote for TOPS? If I like free beer, I vote for Minstrel? What if I like both?

 

Just liking beer supersedes liking free beer. Combine that with the free beer being an illusion there is no option but to vote TOPS.

 

Pfffttt... NOTHING supersedes free beer (well, except maybe free panties or free sex but that doesn't really exist).

I am too much of a gentleman and too far in the lead to pierce that little bubble, K. I like you too... but table dancing does not a good mayor make.

A Vote for Minstrel is a vote for beer and whatever else is important to YOU... because YOU are important to us!

 

Bite me, Minnie, you're just jealous!

"FREE BEER - Free beer over the internet to you - real alcoholic beer that you can drink, honest!
Sounds too good to be true? Come try it and see."

I doubt the offer is still on...yum yum beer, I want some, yum yum....

Now if it were a Pina Colada, then we're talking!

 

[Miller Lite]This whole thing is a travesty, and a sham, and a mockery. It's a travishamockery!!![/Miller Lite]

 

You got it, C.

This is an administration that listens to the people!

A Vote for Minstrel is a vote for beer and pina coladas and whatever else you need!

 

I don't pay for beer me best mate works at a brewery

 

Moving the mouse around, slecting Minstrel here and hitting submit = Free beer!

It really doesn't get much easier than that.

 

Geez Rob, what did Minstrel do to you? He's got you brainwashed!!

How's your snack pile coming along? Still saving green runts just for you.

 

Brothers and Sisters,
The time has come for you to throw loose the chains of the establishment, to thrust forth into the dawn of a new age. I want you to go HERE
and VOTE for Lady78, she is for freedom, Minstrel is for Oppression through free beer, Lady78 loves puppies, Minstrel HATES puppies.

Do you wanna be the person who voted for a puppy hater???



This message brought to you by posters against the campaign of "Free Beer"

 

Minstrel the puppy hater, yeah people, come on, that's terrible!!

 

I've even seen Minstrel beating up puppies. You wouldn't want to vote for a puppy beater would you? I saved the pore thing and am taking great care of it now so you'd better vote for me instead...

 

I'm sure Misntrel would not object to puppies receiving free beer.

If you have a puppy, are a puppy or love puppies...Move the mouse around, select Minstrel here and hit submit.

 

Ok Minnie isn't around and look at you!! LOL! Ok Rob, stop now. Behave!

I swear, it must be all those snacks, you're more crazy now than ever!

What's in it for you?! What's Minstrel bribing you with? It cannot be free beer, it's gotta be something good. Everyone here is keeping secrets cause of that poll!

 

Minstrel is clearly looking to keep the masses distracted and chemically sedated to give him an edge in his web marketing endeavors. He is evil. Evil I tell you. He hates Jesus. And puppies.

 

Lol Bernard, you're not even in the poll, what do you gain from Minstrel bashing? See now all the Minstrel haters are coming out. It just took some honesty to get here.
I think Anthony is his one true friend and Rob is just crazy right now from lack of banana runts candy.

I am wondering if I send my banana runts to Rob in Chicago if he'll stop his nonsense!