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Funny dog stories...Anyone else?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Homer, Nov 20, 2005.

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  1. e10

    e10 Well-Known Member

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    #41
    Aaagh! I am sooo broody for a pup, right now. I am off my bloody rocker, I know. With two little kids, a boxer, a mental cat and two goldfish (oh and a man) the last thing I need is the patter of four little feet.

    My German Shepherd used to go nuts if I wore a hat or wig. I got dressed up for a fancy dress party one time with a big black curly affro thing on and he took a flyer across the room, gracefully snatched it off my head in his teeth then sailed passed and concussed himself on the coffee table. Not the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree, that one, but he was a great dog.

    And for Melly, why do dogs lick their balls?
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    Because they can!
     
    e10, Nov 22, 2005 IP
  2. compostannie

    compostannie Peon

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    #42
    Ain't that the truth, I survived 3 teenage boys and laughed right along with them. That's half a boy more than you minstrel :confused:

    What teenage boys laugh at... OK... years ago we had a female husky who would balance on her front paws with her back legs off the ground whenever she did her poo. Boys would come from all around the neighborhood just to watch! We have pictures, but no, I'm not the one who took the pictures.

    These grown up former teenage boys STILL laugh at those pictures!
     
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  3. compostannie

    compostannie Peon

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    I have a feeling most men are at least a little jealous of the dog's ability to do this. :eek:
     
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  4. Homer

    Homer Spirit Walker

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    #44
    Accept Ron Jeremy.

    Thanks for the green stuff, compostannie :).

    My two daughters (live with mommy) have ALWAYS been animal lovers thanks to daddy.

    They have...
    1- Skinny Pig
    3- Guinea Pigs
    1- Rottie (recently passed away, RIP)
    1- comeleon lizard
    1- Gerbal
    And want a new dog and Siamese cat for Christmas :D. Most kids at thier ages want, but don't understand caring for them, my kids do! They really love thier pets.

    Minstrel, sorry about that. Guess I was wrong and am glad I asked. I think that folks that are afraid of, can't stand, hate pets have issues in life. Kind of like the crackpot that keeps red repping people in this thread.:rolleyes:


    Thanks to Blackbug and compostannie for the green. I would hate to think that a funny dog story thread gets us all red repped...what the hell is this world coming to :eek:.
     
    Homer, Nov 22, 2005 IP
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    blackbug Peon

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    #45
    MMmm... chips, cheese and gravy! Almost worth the ticket price to canada alone...
     
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  6. compostannie

    compostannie Peon

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    #46
    AHA! I know what beer is, but was afraid to ask about "poutine" :eek:
    I can see Canada from my front door. Is it really that good?

    Edit to stay on topic: Do dogs like poutine? And if they have some, are there any nasty repercussions?
     
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  7. minstrel

    minstrel Illustrious Member

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    #47
    http://www.google.com/search?source...ls=GGLG,GGLG:2005-35,GGLG:en&q=define:poutine

     
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    #48
    Poutine rocks!
     
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    #49
    My dog Rusty (the beast in my avatar), has a "girlfriend" stuffed animal that he gets it on with occasionally. It usually happens when we have company, of course. We got him fixed at the right time and everything, little guy just likes to get it on I guess.
     
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  10. Homer

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    #51
    it's not pretty to look at it :p but it's nice to eat
     
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    #52
    Looks scarey.
     
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