Funny waiting patients at hospitals

I was at a government hospital today for a little back pain I have been having for some time. Unfortunately the doctor had just left on his daily rounds probably... So I was the first one to be sitting on the waiting chairs. Here's what was happenning in the next few minutes.

Another patient came in and I said to myself:
Ahh, here's company . He peeped in the doc's room turned around and asked, "Where is the doctor?" .
( Stupid! whenever he goes to pee, he leaves a full report with me).
Sits next to me .

Oh, wonderful here comes a beautiful lady. Can't you have come a little earlier...
She too peeps in the doc's room , turns around and asks :
" Is the doctor on Leave?"
( Yes, and we are waiting for tomorrow.)
Sits next to the stupid guy.

Another fool comes in, peeps in the doc's room, turns around and sits next to the lady.
( My mistake, he was not a fool.)
Suddenly asks, "When is the doctor coming back?"
( JackAss!!!)

Another man comes in, peeps in, ( you know where), turns around and asks,
" Is the doctor not in the room?"
( Idiot, were you looking for time in the doctor's room...)

Ahh!!! here comes a Nurse dressed in white and looked like a piece of coal coming out of a diamond mine. ( OK not just a piece but a full 100 kilo sack!)
Nobody opens their mouth.
( Morons...she's the one who probably has answers to whatever you were asking me...)
Nurse goes away.

Few minutes later the doctor comes in and I follow him in the room for the check up.
He looks at the X-rays and writes a vitamin capsule and advises me for some exercise. I got up to leave, turn around and ask,
"Doctor, will I be fine?"
( Idiot if you were dying won't I have written a few more tests and got you admitted for intensive care...)

Wonder what goes in the doctor's head whole day...

regards
jeet

 

It happens a lot of times, You are at a movie hall and would bump into a friend and the very obvious question he would ask is 'So, you here to watch movie?'

 

gotta love people sometimes

 

Like your interesting stories, i start to read them and have to finish? Yea, you gonna love ppl sometimes...