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Gates Gets Gold

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by minstrel, Nov 2, 2005.

  1. #1
    "CNN is reporting that Bill Gates, the richest man in the world has received a raise from Microsoft. Gates says that he is happy about the raise and now he can finally buy that Canada he's had his eye on." -- Conan O'Brien
     
    minstrel, Nov 2, 2005 IP
  2. aaron_nimocks

    aaron_nimocks Im kind of a big deal Staff

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    Great I was going to buy Canada. :(

    Now hes going to raise the price on me.
     
    aaron_nimocks, Nov 2, 2005 IP
  3. yfs1

    yfs1 User Title Not Found

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    Why did he need a raise to buy it....He must have had the $100 in his other pants
     
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    Hodgedup Notable Member

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    What's he going to do with all that beaver?
     
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  5. minstrel

    minstrel Illustrious Member

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    That's actually 100 Euros, not dollars... not even Gates has THAT much in his pants :eek:




    (Is that a Euro in your pants? or are you just glad to see me?)
     
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    GRIM Prominent Member

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    I don't like to think of what any man may or may not have in his pants, especially not Gates ;)
     
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  7. yfs1

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    Just ignore those types of comments hrb...things have gotten really gay around here lately :cool:
     
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  8. GRIM

    GRIM Prominent Member

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    You're telling me yfs1
    Woke up to the following, wont list it all just the beginning
    hmm think someones got a crush :p

    lol, good to see people not being to serious all the time.
     
    GRIM, Nov 2, 2005 IP
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    Hodgedup Notable Member

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    I bet minstrel's glad you only listed the beginning.
     
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    lorien1973 Notable Member

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    What's the big deal? Canada is worth,what? 99 dollars or something? I could buy it :p
     
    lorien1973, Nov 2, 2005 IP
  11. SEbasic

    SEbasic Peon

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    Wow - who did you sleep with last night?
     
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    GRIM Prominent Member

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    In reality the wife, but purposely left that part wide open for you sickos :)
     
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    Hodgedup Notable Member

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    Don't try to make my cartoon pictures and innocent never never land boy ramblings into your dirty homoerotic fantasies.
     
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