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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by wrmineo, Dec 19, 2005.

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    "Hello, is this here the Sheriff's Office?"

    "Yes. What can I do for you?"

    "I'm calling to report my neighbor, Virgil Smith. He's drillin' holes in his farwood and hiding marijuana inside!"

    "Thank you very much for the call, sir."

    The next day, the Sheriff & his deputies descend on Virgil's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept.

    Using axes, they split every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave.

    The phone rings at Virgil's house. "Hey, Virgil! This here is Floyd. Did the Sheriff come?"

    "Yeah!"

    "Did they split yer farwood?"

    "Yep!"

    "Happy Birthday, buddy!"
     
    wrmineo, Dec 19, 2005 IP
  2. Edz

    Edz Peon

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    :D Haha, true story or what?
     
    Edz, Dec 19, 2005 IP
  3. wrmineo

    wrmineo Peon

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    I'm honestly not sure.

    However, I did have a birthday recently, and I do have a nice stack of split firewood to last the remainder of the Winter ... :D
     
    wrmineo, Dec 19, 2005 IP
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    :D Haha, go for it;)
     
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  5. ROAR

    ROAR Well-Known Member Affiliate Manager

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    Hello Dr. Greenthumb...Dr. Greenthumb---

    good story
     
    ROAR, Dec 19, 2005 IP