Google's Next Birthday - What do you want?

Many of us just had yummiee ice cream on yahoo's 10th Birthday.. I was wondering all of us here deal with Google in some or the other way...
What do you want from Google on its next birthday....
It can be annnnnnny thing you wanted to have from Google since long but could not get it yet... or it can be just one more scoop of icecream...

Let all of us know your wishes - may be we would send it to google .. lol

 

For their next b'day, I wish they would get rid of their F#$%ing sandbox filter.

 

I would like to have them pay us atleast 50% for publishing google ads. What do you think, how much is the ratio in adsense revenue between google and publishers..

 

Surely, on your birthday you're supposed to get stuff...

Give Google some quality content to look at for once I'd say! Rewards will come back to you in weeks...

 

I agree, don't email them with "what happened to my rankings" either. Make good sites, do smart things and forget they exist.

If you don't do well with them, look at your site and don't blame them.

That would be a good birthday present

 

I want a shirt that has the Google logo and under it says 'Are you feeling lucky?'

 

That would be cool "are you feeling lucky, look no further "

 

I want the money back I spent on ADWORDS with Larry and Sergey, after they spammed the SERP's with ADSENSE network spam sites I pulled my ads.

 

Here is a picture of the shirt I want. If needs be, I'll rip it off her.

http://www.relaxzoolander.com/googlegirl.html

 

I'd rather hit Ctr+Alt+Delete here:

http://www.hulubei.net/tudor/humor/graphics/ctrl-alt-del.jpg

 

nice.........

 

Dominic, go ahead and rip it off... you deserve it... I mean T-Shirt!

The quality content is a good suggestion from all of the experienced people here!

 

I was going to ask for the predictable #1 ranking for all of my terms, though after seeing that I'll take Googlegirl instead

 

But the #1 is still better... what u wud get having the t-shirt with u... U will get that girl, once ur site reaches to top for every term and your visitors increase by millions