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Grand Theft Auto porn

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by iskandar, Jul 12, 2005.

  1. digitalpoint

    digitalpoint Overlord of no one Staff

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    #21
    I have it on Xbox and it's pretty fun... one of the few games I play on and off.
     
    digitalpoint, Jul 12, 2005 IP
  2. noppid

    noppid gunnin' for the quota

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    #22
    Let me guess, you can stab people in that game? :p
     
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  3. digitalpoint

    digitalpoint Overlord of no one Staff

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    #23
    Hmmm... actually you *can*, but that's not the best part. The best part of the game is skydiving. Steal a Learjet or a Harrier, fly to wherever your destination is, and simply get out of the plane and skydive to your destination. :)
     
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  4. noppid

    noppid gunnin' for the quota

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    #24
    My buddy just took that up recently. I don't see myself jumping out of any plane though. :eek:

    But if I can be fearless with an X-Box, I may get one. But for the thrill of the game, not the porn. ;)
     
    noppid, Jul 12, 2005 IP
  5. lorien1973

    lorien1973 Notable Member

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    #25
    I played GTA collection on the xbox, I didn't get what the thrill was. I prefer games like Fable or KOTOR or something, I guess. Games that are too "modern" or too close to present day action seem a tad boring. Midnight club dub edition is cool for a few minutes, Destroy all humans is fun, but once you've anal probed one person, you've done em all, really.
     
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  6. chachi

    chachi The other Jason

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    #26
    San Andreas is a great game. I did not think they could improve on GTA, but they did with GTA Vice City. They did it again with GTA San Andreas. You using a parachute for your sky diving Shawn? :) I have not seen one on the planes I have stolen.

    Screenshots http://www.gtagarage.com/mods/screens.php?id=28 NOTE: If you don't like video game porn, don't go there. :)
     
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  7. digitalpoint

    digitalpoint Overlord of no one Staff

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    #27
    You automatically get a parachute when you are in a plane. Steal one, take it up high and just get out. :)
     
    digitalpoint, Jul 12, 2005 IP
  8. lorien1973

    lorien1973 Notable Member

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    #28
    The designers need to get out of the cubicle and go look at some girls. Those are some pretty nasty chicks. The one looked possessed, and the last one looked like she had a few tootsie rolls in her panties. LOL
     
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  9. nevetS

    nevetS Evolving Dragon

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    #29
    I don't know what the current laws are, but when I lived in Sweden I was old enough to see a dirty movie, but I wasn't old enough to play video games. Unfortunately for me, the parental units wouldn't let me go to dirty movies either, but a friend of my mom's owned a slot machine business that also sold arcade games so my friends and I would sneak in and play asteroids all weekend long.
     
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  10. MELLA

    MELLA Peon

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    #30
    I Love GTA. I only played GTA London and New York though. (i think)

    I don't play it the way other's do though. My way is to ignore the missions and to just steal and kill whoever is in front of me. And try to get the police cars and ambulances. I don't know why but that gives me a kick.
     
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  11. fryman

    fryman Kiss my rep

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    #31
    Damn, I thought you were talking about Vice City... I just looked for San Andreas to download it, but it has 5 cds!
     
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  12. digitalpoint

    digitalpoint Overlord of no one Staff

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    #32
    Agreed... San Andreas has a new thing... gang wars where you fight rival gangs for turf. I've pretty much forgotten about the missions at this point... I'm all about the turf I control baby! haha
     
    digitalpoint, Jul 12, 2005 IP
  13. SEbasic

    SEbasic Peon

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    #33
    Missions are lame...

    I like stealing as many cars as I can, piling them all up together then seeing how many I can blow up in one go.. :)
     
    SEbasic, Jul 13, 2005 IP
  14. Dreamshop

    Dreamshop Peon

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    #34

    ROFLMA!!!

    It's the ultimate intimacy. :eek:
     
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    Dreamshop Peon

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    #35
    I vaguely remember finding naughty easter eggs playing Ultimata games. That was ages ago. It was silly fun.

    Like others have said...if you don't care about your kid playing a game that basically glorifies urban violence, then it's kind of a joke to freak out about some fuzzy pixel humping.
     
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  16. Jimdigi

    Jimdigi Peon

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    #36
    Impressive marketing strategy for the creator of this game.
     
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  17. Crazy_Rob

    Crazy_Rob I seen't it!

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    #37

    Just played it last night at my cousin's house. That has to be one of the best games out!

    I just sat there for two hours blowing crap up and killing pedestrians and cops.

    I'm going to have to go buy it now. :D
     
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  18. iskandar

    iskandar Well-Known Member

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    #38
    So, getting back to the point of my post, should i get one or not?
     
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  19. SEbasic

    SEbasic Peon

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    #39
    Yes... Get it...
     
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  20. iskandar

    iskandar Well-Known Member

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    #40
    Thanks SEBasic, at last somebody really is out there! :D
    Will start counting my money tonight..
     
    iskandar, Jul 13, 2005 IP