Happy Birthday Tops30!!!!!!!!!!

Ha Ha ......... Well I Already Am Otherwise Hell Yeah.......................
(high Fives)

 

lol Very funny Mella.

 

I thought is was TOPS "30", you young bloke

 

Then I would have been 29 when I made up that nick... How logical!

 

Fancy a peek into the future and feel 23?

Changing the rule to "Your Only As Old As The Man Ur Feeling" ofciurse...

 

hum..... mella has already peeked well in2 her future... infact almost in2 old age pention years ha ha

 

You've got to learn it on an old bike... 'Op een ouwe fiets moet je't leren.' we say in Dutchyland

 

ha ha the older the fiddle the sweeter the tune.......................................

 

Men are like dog turds, the older they get, the easier they are to pick up.


Or erm something.


PS] Look who's talking cherry hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa

 

haha why what do u mean mella????

 

Tell us some stories girls...

Who did What Where and with Who?

 

To quote someone you know

 

I know nothing.

CHERRYLOVESSUGARDADDIES, CHERRYLOVESSUGARDADDIES!

 

To quote the thread topic:

if $today != "T0PS' birthday" { $thread != "On Topic" }

PHP:

 

ha ha well just lets say those who said "you cant teach a old dog new tricks" were very very wrong
just 2 stay on topic happy belated b-day tops

 

I tried running that code but got the following:

Error : Unknown Variable - Today isn't TOPS30's birthday

PHP:

Do you have a fix for that

 

Try escaping the single quotes..

 

LOL. I'll just give you the HTML output to make it easy on you:

<h1>Today is not my birthday hence this thread being off topic per definition so I can take it off-topic as much as I (and anyone else) want(s) now!</h1>

Code (markup):

 

Ohh I see now. I hadn't allowed write access to the tops_birthday_157.txt file.

 

You also need the correct writing permissions to my bank_account.php

Try CHMODDING transfer.php to 777 and make a cron for a daily transfer.

If you still can't get the proper output, try this:

$x = 1;
$y = 2;
while ($y > $x)
{
echo 'I need to study PHP better!<br>';
$y++;
}

PHP: