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Hate your job?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by e10, Apr 28, 2005.

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    I received this in my email this morning ...

    When you have an "I Hate My Job" day, try this: On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and
    purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. Be very sure
    you get this brand.

    When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect
    the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable
    clothing and sit in your favorite chair, open the package and remove
    the thermometer.

    Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not
    become chipped or broken. Now the fun part begins.

    Take out the literature and read it carefully. You will notice that in
    small print there is a statement, "Every rectal thermometer made by
    Johnson & Johnson is personally tested". Now, close your eyes and
    repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad I do not work in thermometer
    quality control at Johnson & Johnson."
     
    e10, Apr 28, 2005 IP