Having a Bad Day?

In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the same
bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 a.m., regardless of their
medical condition.

This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had something to do
with the supernatural. No one could solve the mystery as to why the
deaths occurred around 11:00 a.m. Sunday, so a worldwide team of experts was assembled to investigate the cause of the incidents.

The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00 am., all of the
doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for
themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were
holding wooden crosses, prayer books, and other holy objects to ward
off the evil spirits.

Just when the clock struck 11:00, Pookie Johnson, the part- time
Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support
system so he could use the vacuum cleaner.

Still Having a Bad Day????

The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez Oil
spill in Alaska was $80,000.00.

At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were
being released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers.

A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.

Still think you are having a Bad Day????

A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking
frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire
running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt
him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank
of wood, breaking his arm in two places.

Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman.

Are Ya O. K. Now? - No!

Two animal rights defenders were protesting the cruelty of sending
pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany. Suddenly, all two thousand
pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly.

The two helpless protesters were trampled to death.

What?? STILL having a Bad Day????

Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter
bomb. It came back with "Return to Sender" stamped on it.

Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.

There now, Feeling Better?

 

ROTFLMAO!! this is hilarious....

 

This reminds me of another "bad day?" joke..

Hi Sue,

Just another note from your bottom-dwelling brother. Last week I had a bad
day at the office. I know you've been feeling down lately at work, so I
thought I would share my dilemma with you to make you realize it's not so
bad after all. Before I can tell you what happened to me, I first must bore
you with a few technicalities of my job.

As you know, my office lies at the bottom of the sea. I wear a suit to the
office. It's a wetsuit. This time of year the water is quite cool. So what
we do to keep warm is this: We have a diesel-powered industrial water
heater. This $20,000 piece of equipment sucks the water out of the sea,
heats it to a delightful temperature, then pumps it down to the diver
through a garden hose which is taped to the air hose. Now this sounds like
a darn good plan, and I've used it several times with no complaints.

What I do, when I get to the bottom and start working, is take the hose and
stuff it down the back of my wetsuit. This floods my whole suit with warm
water.
It's like working in a Jacuzzi.

Everything was going well until all of a sudden, my bum started to itch.
So, of course, I scratched it. This only made things worse. Within a few
seconds my bum started to burn! I pulled the hose out from my back, but the
damage was done. In agony I realized what had happened.

The hot water machine had sucked up a jellyfish and pumped it into my
suit.Now, since I don't have any hair on my back, the jellyfish couldn't
stick to it. However, the crack of my bum was not as fortunate. When I
scratched what I thought was an itch, I was actually grinding the jellyfish
into the crack of my bum.

I informed the dive supervisor of my dilemma over the communicator. His
instructions were unclear due to the fact that he, along with five other
divers, were all laughing hysterically Needless to say I aborted the dive.

I was instructed to make three agonizing in-water decompression stops
totalling thirty-five minutes before I could reach the surface to begin my
chamber dry decompression.

When I arrived at the surface, I was wearing nothing but my brass helmet.
As I climbed out of the water, the medic, with tears of laughter running
down his face, handed me a tube of cream and told me to rub it on my bum as
soon as I got in the chamber. The cream put the fire out, but I couldn't
poo for two days because my bum was swollen shut.

So, next time you're having a bad day at work, think about how much worse
it would be if you had a jellyfish shoved up your arse. Now repeat to
yourself,
"I love my job, I love my job, I love my job."

 

LOL..that's a good one too

 

Brilliant Stuff...

 

those were funny stories

 

Definitely funny. What a good start for my day

 

This case happened in a hospital's Intensive care ward where Patients
always died in the same bed and on all Sunday morning at 11a.m,
regardless
of their medical condition.


This puzzled the doctors and some even thought that it had something to
do
with the supernatural. No one could solve the mystery as to why the
deaths
took place at 11 AM.


So a world-wide expert team was constituted and they decided to go down
to
the ward to investigate the cause of the incidents. So on the next
Sunday
morning few minutes before 11 a.m. all doctors and nurses nervously
waited
outside the ward to see for themselves


what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden
crosses, prayer books and other holy objects to ward off evil........


Just when the! clock struck 11...


and then......



then.....

















then........












Johnny, the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and
Unplugged
the life support system & plugged in the vacuum cleaner

 

Ha Ha, Dumb Johnny

 

Whats the point of posting the same joke again??
The same joke was posted by the OP of this thread

 

Hi Chinmay Shubhransu ,

I had made a different thread altogether for this story. I wonder how it was merged in this thread. this is a mere coincidence that devAngel also posted the same joke.

 

LOL!!!
I dint know that. Sorry, the merger made it look ridiculous...

 

Thats fine dude. just fine....