How long before anthonycea returns?

Everybody come gather round.

We'll find out how many hours it takes before Anthony returns to dp-forum.

Question is:

Does it take insults or praise to get antonycea to come back to his 7 thousand plus posts?

Should we consider canonizing him or outlawing him for abandoning us in the middle of the first (second?/third?) global search-engine war?

Maybe it' time for an untraditional contest:

Who can come up with the most effective method/most brilliant scheem to get anthnonycea to return to us.

Lastly let's all take the time to gather round the cyber coffin of anthony's (this is it for symbollic purposes) and tell him in earnest what we thought of him...

Maybe we can persuade Shawn to make some intriguing statistics about the specifics of anthonycea's postings (hell, we're all nerds as it is aren't we?).

Did I forget anything?

May the winds of change blow you around and back to dp once again my dear forum buddy. You will be sorely missed.

PS: Further rep is awaiting your return

 

hehehe, now that has got to draw some attention...

Though I respectfully disagree, I have to give you credit for the picture fryman. Good one

 

I have a feeling I will wake up to another email notification starting
"Elvis was the King, Larry and Serge conspired with Fox news over oil ..."

 

You forgot "Microsoft is evil"

 

and Haliburton killed Robert Blake's wife

 

...and Bush implants micro-chips in our brains

He'll be back. He probably has community service on Saturday mornings.

 

Or he has to take his 15 cats to the vet...

 

Or he is just taking a 2 week vacation as Weir said.

Vacation from what though? I didn't know post whoring on a forum counted as a job.

 

Well, maybe a volunteer-full-time kind of job, just until the construction-season starts up in the spring.

I think it would be a safe bet to argue that anthony must have finally landed a full time construction job and
- dare I say it maybe even a potential girlfriend/life-companion out there in real life.

 

thats just SICK !!!

and besides....Sasquatch has never been proved !!!

 

Yeah right. Next joke......

He is online now. T0...errrrm I mean Anthony's little departure didn't last long.

 

antony give me he password to post for him as spokeman, he want to let you know dat he is doing fine but will not return til TOPS comes back

 

Hahahahahahahahahahaha who is that?

Anthony this is a new level of sadness even for you chicky

 

This posting ought to earn me some street credit for bringing him out in the open hehehe

 

I spokeman for antony he no come back til TOPS come back

 

You know its Anthony because he never could resist a smilie

 

no he no come back til TOP come back

 

Go and look at some of the other posts Anthony has made today... talking normally + 4 smilies in most of them. (an AC/Mella trait)

I guess this is a joke, But i figure I have no sense of humour - because I really don't get it.

PS: Love the fake broken English btw. Suits ya

 

antony no come bak til TOP & SE back to forum, he send me to posts for he