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How much do you like this joke ?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Jenny4u, Aug 4, 2011.

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  1. akhajal

    akhajal Peon

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    #101
    Teacher : Ek saal me kithen raath hoti hai?

    Student : 10

    Teacher : Woh Kaise?

    Student : 9 Navarathri aur 1 Shivarathri.
     
    akhajal, Jan 23, 2012 IP
  2. pollytoast

    pollytoast Greenhorn

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    #102
    Really funny, it's a good joke for us married online marketers although being a wife I probably should be offended! Ha ha.
    Regards Polly.
     
    pollytoast, Jan 23, 2012 IP
  3. dipal76

    dipal76 Well-Known Member

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    #103
    Nice laughing here....
    Good one joke share with DP members....
    I really like this joke very much....
     
    dipal76, Jan 23, 2012 IP
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    #104
    Mmmmmh that's funny just love it
     
    kareeh, Jan 23, 2012 IP
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    thesickearth Active Member

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    #105
    havent read it but im sure its horrible
     
    thesickearth, Jan 23, 2012 IP
  6. Joe Martin

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    #106
    Me too Google. Me too.
     
    Joe Martin, Jan 23, 2012 IP
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    #107
    lol... nice one.. but i know the answer to your question... you can handle with wife with your heart. It is true... your heart(love) can handle/control your wife easily. Love her thats it... :)
     
    smileverse, Jan 23, 2012 IP
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    #108
    Smileverse given good explanation for the quote. He is having good analytically skills. Keep it up.
     
    ranee_radha, Jan 24, 2012 IP
  9. Codythebest

    Codythebest Notable Member

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    #109
    Look at all those less than 2 words posts from all those less than 10 posts members, who are banned for the majority of them...
    There is even one saying he didn't read the joke but find out to post about it...It's not like before anymore...
     
    Codythebest, Jan 24, 2012 IP
  10. ranee_radha

    ranee_radha Peon

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    #110
    You are talking about whom ?
     
    ranee_radha, Jan 24, 2012 IP
  11. dianna

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    #111
    hahahaha nice sukar hy kuch google b search kar rha hy
     
    dianna, Jan 24, 2012 IP
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    #112
    It is good joke. I like very much.........
     
    Jon Hanks, Jan 25, 2012 IP
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    #113
    Nice One. Keep joking !!!!
     
    haridast6, Jan 26, 2012 IP
  14. Irfi0009

    Irfi0009 Banned

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    #114
    I think it would sound better face to face
     
    Irfi0009, Jan 26, 2012 IP
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    #115
    How you find such kind of jokes. Do you google for this ?
     
    kshdi, Jan 28, 2012 IP
  16. dianna

    dianna Peon

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    #116
    Girl:Main fail hona chahti hon

    Boy:Kyun?

    Girl:Ammi na kaha hai 1st ai to Sceince Dilwaengi

    2nd to arts.Agar Fail ho gai to SHADI Kara Dungi.
     
    dianna, Jan 28, 2012 IP
  17. ankga

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    #117
    That's all you got? i'm a joke? now that's funny
     
    ankga, Jan 28, 2012 IP
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    #118
    You mean Google also don't know about it....LOL
     
    schumannrober, Jan 28, 2012 IP
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    #119
    Good thread. Can you post few more jokes on boss.
     
    djamuna, Jan 29, 2012 IP
  20. Irfi0009

    Irfi0009 Banned

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    #120
    Wow, that's funny! I peed in my pants. :) Just kidding.
     
    Irfi0009, Jan 29, 2012 IP
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