How To Give >100%

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these
questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented
as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard
work and knowledge will get you close, and, Attitude will get you
there, Bullshit and Ass kissing will put you over the top.

My note: Use this wisely...

 

Funny stuff, take it you're having a 103% day

 

Haha yeah, I don't really relate to that so I guess it's BS.

I'm more in the 194% - Knowledge + Hard Work.

 

LOL


Seems like you gave in a lot of thought into this. And you did put a lot of 98% in writing this.

Nice One.

 

fellatio and blowjob work pretty well too

 

I would say a lot of 103% judging by tops's counting this morning

 

That was Jan 5th 2006, 5:14 pm - NYE effects still present...

But yeah that was well stupid. Knowledge wasn't there that day, also struggling on the hard work part We all get that though don't we? Don't we?!

 

Aye, I seem to be having more than my fair share of blonde moments lately, its been a hard year for the old grey matter already, must be due a holiday soon!