I am in a big problem..

Just a FYI for everyone here.

In India, if you break something in a shop you'll have to pay for it, even if the owner is insured. They'll make sure they take the money from one way or another.

frymans rule of 'If broken, consider SOLD' applies perfectly here. Many shops who are dealing in fragile stuff have notices like this all over the place.

And, as far as police is concerned, they aren't of much help. Law and order is in bad shape in India.

PS. I am not agreeing with 'humm' here, this message was just a FYI.

 

Guys, I just lost $80 today on a poorly targeted AdWords campaign. Could anyone spot me some cash so In can try again tomorrow? I removed "porn" from my keywords, so I think I will get some better targeted leads now. Just PayPal me whatever you can afford. I'll let you know when I get to $80. Thanks!

 

My dog ate my computer.

I'm currently typing this through its abdomen, which is a bit awkward because I have to stand on his head to keep him still. Luckily the power cables haven't been dislodged because I nailed his feet to the floor as soon as it happened.

It was my own stupid fault. I was messing around with my computer throwing it up in the air and catching it while typing with my other hand when the dog jumped up and snatched it.

Please send me money for a new one. You'll be helping me, the dog and the world in general. Thnx.

 

all i can say is @#$%!@# lol

 

You, my friend, actually sound serious about asking money.

@mcfox ROTFLMAO

 

I second this offer with a sweet add-on called..."Prime real estate mid-manhattan island, loft condo, yours with above offer completed and funds deposited into PP address:

 

fryman is right! its better u get a job! u r begging here do u know.......
a young man begging!
throw ur money in the ocean rather then giving it to him....

 

ya right.

I am from Nigeria. My husband died in a road crash and left me $1000000000000000000000000 . I want you to be ligitimate owner of these funds. Please give me your address, phone number, name and your bank account number, your ATM pin number , your social security no, your e-mail passwords, your paypal password and all other information that you can give to honest nigerians.

I will make sure that these funds reach you in your account number which you being so honest will provide me with. Please be assured that your wife and children will not be kidnapped or murdered.

That is all the assurance I can give you. If you still think this is a scam letter, you can ask nigerians around you. We are honest people.

 

hahahahahahaha! lol hilarious! this is one of the best posts in DP that i have ever read.....good job

 

MWahahahahahah