I am so BORED!

Like it says. My man is away for the week, kids are sleeping (astonishingly early). Dog doesn't need out, cat's been fed. Even the flaming fishtank is clean. I am fizzing with restless energy and bored out of my skull. It's a real opportunity to get some work done but ... sigh... I just don't feel motivated.

Anybody got any funny stories or websites, or secrets or want to start an argument?

 

I need a few logos designed.

I'll let you do them for me if you want.

 

Blah. I don't want to work. I want a good laugh. Show's your willy, Rob, that should do it.

 

miniclip.com?

 

Theirs a jokes site in my sig

<shame on me>

 

Okay, thanks guys. MDV is this statement from your website factual?

Did you know that an average adult only laughs 15 times per day? What a shame, considering the average child laughs up to 400 times per day!

Keep them coming...

 

Check out http://www.ejbdotcom.net. You're sure to find something there that will get you going.

 

I sourced it from a medical article when researching for the site. Thanks for looking at it.

 

I thought this was funny.

It's my friend Nico on Ron Jeremy's body!

 

That is one mean momma, VS. No way I am putting my fingers near that thing. You've got to let it live though. Get a piranha and take bets.

 

Definitely BBQ it!! It shouldn't be allowed to scare any more innocent people

 

I suppose its old stuff to most people here but Canal + just launched a new show here called Miami Ink about a tattoo parlour. Anybody here have a tat?

I knew a guy who was a mental Everton supporter. He was out with his mates and got hammered so they hoovered him into a tattoo parlour and paid for a Liverpool tat on the poor guy's bum.

 

Or, go with a Police Academy themed extermination:

[Cmdt. Lassard's water in his fishbowl is boiling on the hibachi]
Capt. Lassard: This fish is boiling.
Japanese Chef: Oh you want stir fry?

 

I got one, not the same design but same item as in my current avatar

I'll take your african off your hands for you, I have 6 tanks myself including a 120 gallon african tank your poor fishy would do just fine in

 

Or make some porn movie with it.

 

You wanna act in that ?

 

You want me to act? lol

 

Piranha 'might' take it out if it's big enough, I've got 3 currently trying to cut down on my convict cichlid population. Unfortunately they are not as menacing as most would think they are. Their jaws are powerful and can cut peices of flesh off for food, but as far as agressiveness I'd give it to the african.

 

LOL! that funny men... try to work so that you will have better things