I got pantsed in public and want revenge

Okay here's the story,

A bunch of friends go every week to the skating rink. Now the guys are pretty, but this one guy thinks he's all that.

Now I'm a really nice guy and I won't even get mad when people tease and I can't beat him up because I'm too skinny.

Anyway, I got pantsed and thank god I remembered to wear an underwear that day . I wasn't embarrased as I was livid.

I've never real shown my 'darker' side so I think he thinks that there is nothing I can do about it.

I want to send a message that I'm not just a rug and you don't want to prank me because I'll open a can of whoop ass on ya.

My only ideas:

1) Pie him with shaving cream (haha but not great).

2) He always has us over .. .. so I'd pants him and his boxers . . . He'd be really embarrassed. (I know him).

But that's all. So what are your best pranks to get this guy.

And yes laugh all you want. Hahahhaahahah.

Skinny

 

Ask him to help you build a new deck on your house, have him hold a nail for you then hit his thumb with the hammer

 

rofl one of my retard friends actually did that with a stable gun to someone by accident, we were building a log cabin at the school's outdoor retreat.

 

Staple one of his nuts to his leg, bet that'll get his attention :O

 

yeah, but then you'd have to touch his balls, and that'll turn you gay

 

yea that's true SVZ.

 

Just do his sister

 

better yet, his grandpa

 

haha hes in england. . .

Skinny

 

even better, he probably has no teeth

 

ha. . .no one else has every played a good prank.

Come on we gotta have a few pranksters among us.

Skinny

 

Fill his car with packing peanuts, usually works for me.

 

Crazy Rob told me he was going to ban you man!

 

i superglued a kid to a chair once, seriously.

he was like 6 feet tall and had anger management issues

 

How much glue did it take, did it hold him well?

 

nah, it just kinda soaked through his pants and glued his pants to his ass

 

Holy crap... That had to have hurt. Id hope he shaved or something lmao. It would be like a complete body wax lmao.

 

Go buy a ticket to Brokeback Mountain, get the stub... Next time you are in a group (the same, hopefully) make it look like he dropped it. Even better if you manage to have a conspirator or can fool someone else in the group...

"Oh, hey man, you dropped something..." Loud, as he's walking away, to draw attention.
As soon as he turns around, say 'Brokeback Mountain? You went to see Brokeback Mountain?" and hand the stub to someone else to verify...

If that's not good enough, write a man's name and number on it...
"I think you are sexy, call me, Mike 555-1212"

 

Does he have a car? If he does you can cram a bunch of dog crap under the door handle... then when he goes to open the door, BAM! Dog sh*t all over his fingers.

Just make sure he can't flick any at you, keep your distance... that or you could inject him with an AIDS infected needle, but that would be REALLY mean and taking it a too far.

Go for the dog crap.

 

If you can get access to an industrial sized roll, wrap his car in cling-film. I did that to a friend for a laugh with a roll donated by the local factory.

Take a few sardines in a plastic bag with you to his house and hide them somewhere they won't be found -- obviously out of the bag.

Beat the shit out of him with a baseball bat starting with his shins so he hits the deck. Once immobile, shove the bat up his arse.