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I got pantsed in public and want revenge

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Skinny, Jan 29, 2006.

  1. Skinny

    Skinny Peon

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    #21
    Haha these are some great ideas. No the kid is 16. I'm 18 . . so he doesn't have a car.

    These are some great ideas. I just remembered one. I'd have to have some time though.

    Wrap Plastic wrap on the tolet. Then blowdry . . .that gets rid of the shine. And wait for someone to go.. . :)

    Any more ideas?

    Skinny
     
    Skinny, Jan 29, 2006 IP
  2. nevetS

    nevetS Evolving Dragon

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    #22
    Do you want to destroy the guy or play a funny joke on him? Is he a friend more or less, or an enemy?
     
    nevetS, Jan 29, 2006 IP
  3. Dekker

    Dekker Peon

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    #23
    it's adrian from sailor moon! master of pranks
     
    Dekker, Jan 29, 2006 IP
  4. minstrel

    minstrel Illustrious Member

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    #24
    Did he have anger management issues BEFORE you glued him to a chair? :eek:

    Also, didn't I tell you to stop :p-ing everywhere on this forum? :mad:
     
    minstrel, Jan 29, 2006 IP
  5. Dekker

    Dekker Peon

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    #25
    :p :p :p :p :p :p

    [​IMG]
     
    Dekker, Jan 29, 2006 IP
  6. Mister Tut

    Mister Tut Guest

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    #26
    Hey, isn't she a commander at the Godzilla Control Center?
     
    Mister Tut, Jan 29, 2006 IP
  7. Crazy_Rob

    Crazy_Rob I seen't it!

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    #27
    Sounds like someone needs to do an Atomic Sit-up! :eek:

    Either that or you can put your balls on his chin when he falls asleep. :eek:
     
    Crazy_Rob, Jan 29, 2006 IP
  8. Solicitors Mortgages

    Solicitors Mortgages Well-Known Member

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    #28
    Pure poetry, beautifully written.

    oh yeah, damn funny too :)
     
    Solicitors Mortgages, Jan 29, 2006 IP
  9. Skinny

    Skinny Peon

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    #29
    He is a friend but is kind of an enemy. That doesn't help. I wanna get back at him good so he knows never to try something stupid.

    Skinny
     
    Skinny, Jan 30, 2006 IP
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  10. itsme

    itsme Well-Known Member

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    #30
    Then I suggest you set something up to scare the shit out of him... literally.

    I'll get back to you when I figure something out. It would be a lot easier if he had a car. :)
     
    itsme, Jan 30, 2006 IP
  11. shahab6

    shahab6 Well-Known Member

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    #31
    Just beat him up..
     
    shahab6, Jan 30, 2006 IP
  12. MELLA

    MELLA Peon

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    #32
    Spread a rumour that he has an STD.

    Will he ever get laid again? I think not.
     
    MELLA, Jan 30, 2006 IP
  13. bschneider5

    bschneider5 Active Member

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    #33
    Did you really mean they are pretty?
     
    bschneider5, Jan 30, 2006 IP
  14. debunked

    debunked Prominent Member

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    #34
    Just be prepared for revenge for your revenge. This is how things get started if you aren't careful.

    There was this guy that was 6'4" and about 350 lbs at a place I worked. He was always trying to intimidate everyone and he would get behind you and push up against you with his gut and say something to make you feel threatened. He did this with anyone he felt there was no threat back.

    Well, one day it just got to me, his intimidation wasn't working with me and I got tired of being pushed with his gut. Any of you who know short movement punches, etc... will know that the elbow can hurt from even 2 inches away....

    After I let him have a short, quick jab of my left elbow, he just stood there motionless for about a minute. Then he turned and walked away. After that he treated me like a friend. Nothing said, no revenge, but something had to be done. and another lessen learned by him and by me.
     
    debunked, Jan 30, 2006 IP
  15. itsme

    itsme Well-Known Member

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    #35

    I know it sounds gay but you'd be surprised at how excruciatingly painful twisting someone's nuts can be... this would have been my reaction. A very unpleasent reminder to leave you alone! :)

    Anyhow, how to help Skinny? I know, find a transvestite to make out with him in public, and then remove his/her wig... revealing that he/she is in fact a MAN!!! Ooooh the embarrassement.
     
    itsme, Jan 30, 2006 IP
  16. digimania

    digimania Peon

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    #36
    Envite him on a drink and let trannies devour him when his drunk.
     
    digimania, Jan 30, 2006 IP
  17. itsme

    itsme Well-Known Member

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    #37
    Oh this one is even better, I think we have a winner!

    Skinny? you up to the challenge? ;)
     
    itsme, Jan 31, 2006 IP
  18. Design Agent

    Design Agent Peon

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    #38
    Punch him in the throat, skinny or not he's going down ;)



    yeah, dp fight club!
     
    Design Agent, Jan 31, 2006 IP
  19. Crazy_Rob

    Crazy_Rob I seen't it!

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    #39
    That's true! But it's a tough punch to execute correctly. A throat chop might be easier.
     
    Crazy_Rob, Jan 31, 2006 IP
  20. debunked

    debunked Prominent Member

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    #40
    Scary, when it is also a deadly spot.

    :eek:
     
    debunked, Jan 31, 2006 IP