I got pantsed in public and want revenge

If he dies...he dies.

 

Haha

Wow great ideas. I think scaring him would work. Or we could duct tape him to a tree and leave him there!!

Skinny

 

depantsed of course! with his lovely heart boxers showing!

 

write his mobile phone number on a few toilet walls

Or wait until he is asleep and cut a chunk of his hair off / shave an eyebrow / give him loads of fake tatoos with either a permenent or water soluble marker.

Other sleep tactics, put shaving foam or butter on one of his hands, tickle his nose and take pictures of the result.

Tell a really ugly / annoying girl / boy that he fancies them like mad, but is shy.

Write a sexually explict love letter that appears to come from an older woman and leave it about his house for his parents to find.

put a teaspoon of jam in the bottom of his tea / coffee. Don't stir it - when he takes the final glup he'll freak out at a lump of slime going down his throat.

draw very bad charactatures of him and post them on notice boards he walks past.

You can tell I was popular at school huh?

 

Thank God, I never had any conflict with you.

 

i would've just had one of my friends pee in your mouth stuw

 

Excellent! - I wouldn't need to pay for a change

But the original question was "what would you do to get revenge?"

 

Piss in his tea or coffee.

 

Or his bed.

 

Anything to embarrass him. Find out his deepest fears and weaknesses and go for it headon

 

Skinny, dude, I like to think you're high enough up the food chain to skip any feats of violence, that's just too simple and downright nasty plus it could mess with your karma I think a well-deserved and potentially anonymous humiliation will do the trick.

Shame he doesn't have a car 'cos the

• rice/ sand/ shredded paper in his tank
• potato up the exhaust
• tin cans tied to the chassis
• "honk for gay sex" sticker
• steal & copy his keys and put blow-up sex doll in his passenger seat in public place
• piss/crap/dead rodent in his air vents

Are all off

Shaved eyebrows is good, but make sure you just shave the left side of each one so he looks really stupid.

Drawing on his face whilst asleep is ace, and the best bit, if you can keep a straight face & not give the game away, is when he gets up and walks down the street

But what about getting some identical boxers to his, putting his name on a tag in them, putting a great big skidmark in them and throwing them in the girls' locker room.

Seriously dude, you will have the best laugh if you don't let anybody know it was you

 

stick your dick in his mouth and take pictures!

 

...and send 'em to his dad. there ya go

 

Dont forget the grand dad

 

LOL we're not the best a giving advice right now ... lemme think of something more realistic

 

Shoot him with a paintball gun , or real ones depend on your provider

 

does he play sports? just spit in his jock alot

 

Just rank number 1 for his name in all search engines, and I'm sure you will find something creative for the page that ranks

 

That's got to be the best idea yet!

 

Thanks I could go further, but don't wanna be accused of being evil