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I got this Rash......

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by MetaGuru, Aug 10, 2005.

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    I'm a big 500 lbs hulka man. I like sweat all the time. I get this rash near my genitals and I wondering if there is any other people that have this problem? I try to wash every day but my fat is like an umbrella to my pagkage so it doesnt get all that wet and I cant reach it with soap. If you have any ideas let me know I need the help.

    Thanks and have a great day
    BIGBOB :eek:
     
    MetaGuru, Aug 10, 2005 IP
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  2. fryman

    fryman Kiss my rep

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    Since you posted ther other day a search you were doing for black gay dvds, I can only imagine where you got your rash from...
     
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  3. MetaGuru

    MetaGuru Guest

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    Your my guy fryman. Totally funny and cool Thanks

    BIGBOB
     
    MetaGuru, Aug 10, 2005 IP
  4. Crazy_Rob

    Crazy_Rob I seen't it!

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    DVD's can be dangerous!
     
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    e10 Well-Known Member

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    Smear yourself in butter and roll around in a bunch of feathers. Works a treat.
     
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  6. Hodgedup

    Hodgedup Notable Member

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    It sounds like you need some type of undercarraige washing system. Just take a water sprinkler in with you to the shower. Also, there's always the drive through carwash that you could just walk through. Spend the extra $1 and get the degreaser, too.
     
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  7. e10

    e10 Well-Known Member

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    Haven´t you seen those Japenese scooter toilet thingies? Maybe you could invest in one of them?
     
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    voltaire Banned

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    or you could have someone do the job for you.. or try hard to lose some fats!
     
    voltaire, Aug 10, 2005 IP
  9. GTech

    GTech Rob Jones for President!

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    Mild case of crotch crickets?
     
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  10. Crazy_Rob

    Crazy_Rob I seen't it!

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    HA HA! Crotch Crickets! :p :p
     
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  11. MetaGuru

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    I got Testies Pesties

    BIGBOB
     
    MetaGuru, Aug 10, 2005 IP
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    minstrel Illustrious Member

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    LMAO!! :D :D :D

    That truly is hodged up, HodgedUp... :D
     
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    digimania Peon

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    Got enough money? Hire a personal aid, and let her do it for you. ;)
     
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    nevetS Evolving Dragon

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    honey works much better. (not that I have any personal experience with rolling around in feathers and honey... that I would talk about anyways.
     
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    SEbasic Peon

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    Just Scratch...
    (I'm assuming you can reach)
     
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    Arnie Well-Known Member

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    You need professional care including liposuction.
     
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  17. MetaGuru

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    I cant reach or I would wash better in the first place. I tried those bath sponges at the end of a stick but it cant get between the rolls. Thanks for the car wash idea because that made me go out and get a hose extention that I can fit over the shower faucet. I can turn the pressure up and give the taint a good rinse. No More fromunda cheese for me.

    BIGBOB
     
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    palespyder Psycho Ninja

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    LMAO!!! My mom used to call them Sabretooth Crotch Crickets :rolleyes:
     
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    SEbasic Peon

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    Maybe you could try having a bath...

    Crotch crickets can't breath can they?

    Just wear a snorkel and stay under the water for a few hours...

    That's kill 'em.
     
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  20. MetaGuru

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    I cant do that cause Im so fat there is only like a cup of water in the tub. Im so packed in that parts of me dont even get wet.

    BIGBOB
     
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