I got this Rash......

Who made these forums anyways?

 

I couldn't even imagine pouring alcohol on big jim and the twins. Let alone a steel wool prep.

There's no "cringe" smiley in the list!

 

I got it more cleaner a little bit. I was watching a porno and I saw this girl take off her shirt. She pulled between her legs back and forth. I got the idea to wet a beach towel and get it really soapy like it was a wash cloth and I would do the same. Well it kind of worked some. I was still too fat to pull it from front to back so I had to lean to the side so the towel dragged more across my inner thighs then up my crack and across my sac. That sounds like a song Up my crack and across my sac to grandmothers house we go a towel is the way to wash it away blah blah blah. ... . . . .

BIGBOB

BIGBOB

 

lol, omg! I'm sorry, lol

 

<MetaGuru outdoing Nintendo as the grossest thing to hit this forum ever>

 

I did this in Protest! I am ticked off that I had an MSN question sit there for two days and No replies so I wanted to see what will get an answer.

Conclusion

RASH = 5 Pages
MSN Question = Gathering Dust Still

BIGBOB

 

So why dont you candycoat the msn question rather then dust? Ask your question now.

 

Did you see the cached page?
http://cc.msnscache.com/cache.aspx?q=2122715834853&lang=en-US&FORM=CVRE

 

Welcome to DP.

General Chat threads will always get way more replies than the actual tech and SEO threads. Some members spend most or even all of their time in General Chat.

Those who do spend time in other forums soon notice an interesting phenomenon: Post something funny or controversial in General Chat and you'll get a spate of rep votes, both green and red. Post something that solves someone's problem in another forum and all you'll get is the sound of crickets and tumbleweed.

Just the way DigitalPoint is... odd but just the way it is.

 

Don't know much about history (SEO)
Don't know much biology (PHP)
Don't know much about a science book (Google)
Don't know much about the French I took (MSN)

But I do know that I love you (general chat)
And I know that if you love me too (underground chat)
What a wonderful world this would be (forum)

Basically, what Sam Cooke and I are trying to say is that I personally came here to learn more SEO stuff. In the meantime I’m trying to get my first site up. So I spend a whole lot of time mainly just reading the other parts of DP. In order for me to contribute I am most able to do that in general chat.

Why is my site not getting indexed? I don’t know.
What do I do if I can’t wash my balls? Well I have a whole slew of answers for that.

Of course I’m not a complete idiot when it comes to SEO, but I feel that there are experts here that have been living and breathing (and sometimes eating) SEO for years now, so of course after they provide an answer to the question I don’t really feel like I’m going to add a lot to it.

I’ve had SEO questions go almost completely ignored as well. Like minstrel said it’s part of the circle of life.

 

Nice Song Hodgeup

Thanks for the map Minstrel

LoL I deserved that one!

Yes, yes I did see the cache. Thats still leaves me with:
What the hell happened?
What the hell can I do to fix it?
What the hell can I do so it does not happen again?

Other than that - I was driving home from work and I saw this really ugly woman. She looked like she was in a fire. She had hair on only half her head. I do not mean she was balding. I mean it was like only growing on the right side of her head. The left side of her head was all melted looking. Her left eye was popped out and red like this girl here http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0729051strip12.html . But Worse. So Im stopped at the redlight and she is handing out flyers to all the cars. I was immediatly attracted to her. I think she was diggin me too but I couldnt tell which way she was looking. Well to save you all the juicy details I have a clean ball sac and the whole thing only cost me $20 bucks. Your all invited to the wedding at my trailer late this fall.

Now answer my damn question or you all will regret the next post I make about one of my body parts.

BIGBOB

 

I don't know what happened. I assume your site was F'd up at some point?

Wait. I would think that it will correct itself over time.

If your site wasn't F'd up then check the code on your pages and make sure it validates.

The cache for your other page (Stories) was "not found" earlier. And now it's there so hopefully everything will be straigtened out for you soon.

 

Thank you very much for your time Rob. You have saved the world from hearing about my sphincter incident. Thank heavens the vallium are kickin in.

BIGBOB

 

Crazy Rob your a life save, God Bless You!

 

Who wants to hear about my sphincter anyway?

 

Let me be the first to vote a resounding

NO ONE!!!!!​

 

asphinctersayswhat?

 

Great movie(s)...

My favorite line:

Pretty woman in laundromat: "Would you like to have dinner some night?"
Garth: "I like to have dinner every night."

 

LOL. Also one of my favs for a geniune good laugh.

 

Garth: "scuse me..... id like to get by now"

or

"if youre gonna spew, spew into this"