I have melt in your mouth chocolate!!

I got these Lindt Lindor chocolates last night and omg they are heaven.

This is the best thing that's EVER happened to me.... j/k.

Do you have a favorite brand of chocolate!? Cause nothing beats this.

This is Heaven on earth. I know you probably don't care but you're just jealous.

 

There's a company called Fortnum and Mason and a client sent me some chocolates from there.. Now usually I dont eat chocolate (cos I'm sweet enough without them ) but these were DELICIOUS!

 

Like the Belgium chocolates my client sent on my birthday. They were great, but they didn't melt in your mouth. Pop one of these in and it's gone.... lol.

 

Well happy belated birthday..

Maybe they melt quickly cos your so hot? (okay that has to be one of my worst chatup lines ever! lol )

 

Thanks...

Geesh... just for that I should charge you double!

 

I think you should tell the forum what you are charging me double for lol

 

Business.

Oliver isn't around on weekends much is he? Darn, I need help with something and was thinking to get him to look at it for me.

 

Well, I´ve just finished a bar of Cadbury´s Dairy Milk with Mint CHips. Mmmm hmmm!

 

What do you need help with, probably can't help you but I'll try

 

Okay enough of the talk about food my stomach is grumbling!! I only have a pot noodle in me kitchen cupboard!

 

I like the candy ads that are coming up

 

You don't have a woman stocking those cupboards for ya?

Oh, I am making a design for my wordpress blog and have some issues I can't seem to fix because div's and css are not my forte, they are Olivers.

Love the chocolate adsense ads, love the green.

 

Ahh I'm probably not going to be able to help you then Colleen, I suck at programming..

... and nope no woman to stock the cupboards, why you offering?

 

You twist everything Darren, to your liking!

Hey I was up all night working on my new design, but then I got on aim and forgot all about it, now I don't know what I was doing. Lol. I hate getting lost in my code.

All my neighbors got drunk cause it's the long weekend and they were all accusing each other of cheating and beating each other with brooms and oh my God, it's so funny. They all usually get along, but it was a huge fight.

And no, I don't live in the trailer park, lol! Just glad I stayed in all night with my chocolate and didn't get into the whole cheating and fighting with brooms thing.

 

I dunno what you mean!

Sounds like a great party.. but why brooms? lol

 

A guys wife thought he was doing stuff to this young drunk girl that was visiting someone on the street, so she came out with a broom and started beating him....hahaha...

They were all drunk, see how drinking is no good! Tomorrow all these people are supposed to put a new lawn in for us, hehehe, be hilarious seeing how they all act after their childish behavior last night. They all finally went to bed like 2 hours ago.

My street is like this all summer, the neighbors are all close and party it up all the time, but they never all had a fight like this.

 

Sounds a great neighbourhood to live in I share my neighbourhood with some sheep, horses, and some evil geese

 

I am sure you'd love it, they have this black thing you put wood in and have a fire, whatever it's called, and then they all drink til they can't drink anymore, then they dance around the fire, fall into the fire, flirt with everyone, sing HEY BABY, I WANNA KNOW O.. O.. IF YOU'LL BE MY GIRL, and have their spouses that are spying from behind the curtains come out and beat everyone with brooms. I am the only sober one and prefer to keep it that way. It's so funny seeing them get bent out of shape about nothing.

 

This thread has moved on from melt in your mouth chocolates to drunken canadians dancing around a fire with broomsticks.. lol

 

I'm a doctor... can I help?