I just shaved off a hunk of my finger

I was im the shower and i was out of shampoo so I started scraping my index funger ariujd== vicioclyu in the shower basket because so,e alwaus spills im there and I ran my funger right iover the razor and it started spouting blood.

now part of m,y finmger is flat!

goldamit!

 

David make sure you use some HP on it to clean the cut or you may get infected and die. We can not lose another member at this point

 

haha .. no, not Elvis

 

No Elvis did not cut him, he cut his finger on a blade in the damned shower, moral of the story is, do not keep sharp objects in the shower as you pick up the dropped soap bar, you may slip and have a major problem

In the hood brotha's keep their MAC 10's in the tub with them

 

You know, I have a feeling this forum will rank for "Elvis"

 

What do you mean "WILL" rank????


http://www.google.com/search?q=Elvis+anthonycea&btnG=Search&hl=en&lr=

 

yeh but with 6 k posts and a new title, thas only the beginning:

http://www.google.com/search?q=Elvis+general+chat&btnG=Search&hl=en&lr=

 

i have to write a paper tonight all with my cit finger. god thsi sicks

 

To think that Digital Point would have never been known as the worlds # 1 "Elvis Never Lived" conspiracy site unless David cut his finger tonight

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=Elvis+never+lived&btnG=Google+Search



Thanks from all the members for cutting your finger off David.....

 

here is more ... trust me, this forum will be page 2 or 3 for "Elvis" http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&q=bill+gates+elvis

there is also "Elvis landed on the moon", "Elvis lived on the moon" ... time to make an Elvis site, Tony ... or better yet a blog!

 

Elvis pictures, elives posters, and evil memorabilia, get it all at elvis central, aka digitalpoint, where we offer the best elvis stuff concerning the life of elvis and where we sell elvis and elvis accessories.

still got it!

and not a single spelling error!

Let's see how we rank mow.

 

I predict this term will come soon : " Elvis Forum " and " Elvis Forums "

 

Elvis died nearly broke because of debts, but his daughter just sold his estate off for big bucks ($100,000,000.00 + future percentages).

So you will have to get rights to make money off of his name from this guy.

http://www.bizjournals.com/memphis/stories/2004/12/13/daily26.html

 

just not use him int he domain name.

 

Not a problem with that, but you can not stick his name and photo on a poster, T-shirt or any other merchandise and sell it legally.

The Trademark can not be used on any product without payment of royalties, just like you can not produce an NFL teams stuff without permission and payment up front plus a percentage of sales.

 

Sorry to hear of your loss, David.

At least now you can park in the handicapped spots in parking lots.

 

and have people push elevator buttons for me.

 

Crazy Rob, it is funny how David gets a HOT THREAD out of this one, have you seen the ADSENSE ads it has produced

CR, next time you spill a glass of milk start a thread on it, could have the same result

 

not unless I highjack it and start talking bout Elvis ... but then again, if I don't do it, I'm sure somebody else will

edit:
never mind, it is about hair products because of the shower thing ... got it!

 

Think this one will work?

I had a two girls that were as good looking as Julia Roberts and Elle MacPherson in 1990 and left both of them because I was stupid and did not have enough money