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I wish all elevators did this....

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by jc_yusuke, May 19, 2006.

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    An Amish boy and his father were in a shopping mall.

    They were amazed by almost everything they saw - but especially by two shiny silver walls that could move apart and slide back together again.

    The boy asked,” What is this, Father?"

    The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life. I don't know what it is."

    While the boy and his father were watching in amazement, a fat old lady in a wheelchair rolled her way up to the moving walls and pressed a button.

    The walls opened, and the lady rolled between them into a small chamber.

    The walls closed, and the boy and his father watched the small circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially.

    They continued to watch until the last number was reached; then the number began to light in reverse order.

    Finally the walls opened again, and a gorgeous 24-year-old blonde stepped out.

    The father, in absolute amazement, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son...

    "Go get your mother."
     
    jc_yusuke, May 19, 2006 IP
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  2. angelfire

    angelfire Peon

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    #2
    lol :D
    That was funny
     
    angelfire, May 19, 2006 IP
  3. mavahntooth

    mavahntooth Well-Known Member

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    #3
    lol ahahah
     
    mavahntooth, May 19, 2006 IP
  4. KeithLDick

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    #4
    Hahaha... Good one... :D
     
    KeithLDick, May 19, 2006 IP
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    #5
    :D that's pretty neat....thanks for the chuckle
     
    devAngel, May 19, 2006 IP
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    mystikmedia Jedi Master

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    #6
    That was a good one. Thanks for sharing.
     
    mystikmedia, May 19, 2006 IP
  7. Daniel

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    #7
    MWAhahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
     
    Daniel, May 19, 2006 IP
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    EGS Notable Member

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    #8
    Hahaha that's pretty funny! :D:D:D:D
     
    EGS, May 19, 2006 IP
  9. gUrLaLiEn

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    LMAO... his wife is ugly??? :D
     
    gUrLaLiEn, May 19, 2006 IP
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    MWahahahaha I would assume so gUrLaLiEn :D:D:D
     
    Daniel, May 19, 2006 IP
  11. jc_yusuke

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    yeah! and hoping to make her look like that gorgeous girl who came out of the elevator.....

    *shakes head*:D
     
    jc_yusuke, May 20, 2006 IP
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    #12
    nice one:D :D :D :D
     
    onedollar, May 20, 2006 IP
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    rosiee007 Notable Member

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    #13
    LOLLL hahahhaha. have heard this one before, but stilll made me laugh.

    maybe his wife was ugly AND fat . hahahhahahahah
     
    rosiee007, May 20, 2006 IP
  14. gUrLaLiEn

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    #14
    you are so cruel :D
     
    gUrLaLiEn, May 20, 2006 IP
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    #15
    whahahah
    nice one jc! :D
     
    girbaud, May 20, 2006 IP
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    #16
    LOL, excellent. have copied that for use later.
     
    wisenerl, May 20, 2006 IP
  17. sizzler_chetan

    sizzler_chetan Prominent Member

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    #17
    Good one man......

    Very Funny :)
     
    sizzler_chetan, May 20, 2006 IP
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    #18
    Hahaha good one.
     
    MELLA, May 20, 2006 IP