If you were an animal, what animal would you be?

I'd be a pengiun. I waddle a lot.

 

I'd be a cat. They have 9 lives and walk around like they are the boss.

Or maybe a dolphin, coz they are so cute.

Hummm, i'd also like to be a bird, so I could fly wherever I wanted to.

But i'm quite content with being a human bean.

 

I'd be a rabbit... so I could spend my life humping around...

 

I rather be a dead human, than any animal.

 

Platypus.....no reason other then to be the proof of God's sense of humor.

 

Panter. I like to pounce on people and run off into the dark. Also, there's the whole licking thing, too.

 

I'd like to be a big fat beaver!

 

Damn! That's what beavers build.

 

Or jumping from hole to hole (in the ground of course).

For me it would have to be a bird, an eagle in fact. Something about the whole persona of this animal that you can't help but love. Strong, symbol of power, ruthless predator and a great family care giver.

Interesting sidenote, did you know that ducks actually die from broken hearts. When there mates die the significant other rarely lives beyond a few months :-(.

 

There used to be a couple of 100lbs. beavers at a lake by my house. Their dam was enormous and a bunch of big bass used to hang out under it.

Then, sadly, both beavers were killed by some dumbass POS hunter.

 

a liger perhaps or a phoenix....so rare and magical

 

No, I didn't know that. But I did see a female duck freaking out by a dead male duck (it had been run over by a car) a few weeks ago. That explains it!

 

A platypus, as my posts attest to, I'm all mixed up.

 

I thought they only got up to 60 pounds or so. I looked it up and was suprised that sometimes they do get that big. That's a huge beaver.

Ligers aren’t magical. I think you’re thinking about leprechauns.

 

A mockingbird


Its a sin to kill one

 

You should have seen the wake they created when swimming. It was like a small boat was going buy. These two giant beavers basically destroyed half of the forest next to the lake.

I sure do miss those beavers!

 

I think people are making stuff up about their animals to make them seem cooler. I mean it’s a sin to kill mockingbirds, magical ligers, gigantic super beavers, eagles that take care of families.

I forgot to add I want to be a panther, because they shoot lasers out of their eyes.

 

I'd be a rabbit. They hop around, goof off, eat, have sex and sleep all day.

What a cool life

 

badhairdude, what would you be?

 

I'd want to be a half lion, half pig and right handed...

Some lions made over 50 times a day, pig has orgasms for 30minutes and left handed people live 8 yrs less than right hand