Is cursing allowed at DP?

Can we vote him off the island????

 

Iamned ...you are the weakest link ... fek off!

 

I think occasional cursing can be appropriate, in some occasions. But if you're like shit damn cock ass fuck every post because thats how you talk normally. Then it's a little unecessary. Read a dictionary..

 

I noticed none has used the "C" word yet. I once had a dog named tnuc, true story. When someone would stop and ask 'what's your dog's name?' I'd say t-nuc named after a famious Eskimo chief. Well, the truth is I just split up with my EX and I was kinda pissed at her so I got a dog and named her TNUC!

Just in case you don't get it spell the dog's name backwards.

 

Reading Iamned's posts makes me want to make him cry.

 

Cunt isnt widely used here in the states like it is overseas. I heard the word cunt about every 20 minutes when I was in the UK last.

One guy at a pub got on the piss and then started chanting "Christmas Cunt".

Not sure what that meant but it was funny.

 

If we are into revenge names. I loaned my debit card to a women one time supposedly for gas. She immediately ran up $340 in charges so I changed the password or PIN on the card to "slut".

But come on Homer anybody who can't figure out that tnuc spelled backwards is "cunt" doesn't deserve to get the joke. I had no problem with the story, but the explanation would "make jesus cry"

 

I just got red repped for my first post to this thread. I can't believe it. Some fucking, cocksucking, chicken shit bastard who didn't have the balls to sign his/her god damn name.

 

Probably was IamNed getting all goddy on your ass.

 

MisterZee, if you need some help cursing, here are a few excellent examples:


Greetings "How the fuck are you?"
Fraud "I was fucked by the McDonalds Drive Through."
Dismay "Oh, fuck it."
Trouble "Well, I guess I'm fucked again."
Aggression "Fuck you!!!"
Disgust "Fuck me!!!"
Confusion "What the fuck....?"
Diffuclty "I don't understand this fucking thing."
Despair "Fucked again."
Incompetence "He fucks up everything."
Displeasure "What the fuck is going on?"
Lost "Where the fuck are we?"
Disbelief "Unbefuckinglievable!!!"
Retaliation "Up your fucking ass!!!"
Pain "Fuck ! that hurt."
Pleasure "Oooooooh Fuuuuuuck"
Love "Do ya Fuck on first dates?"
Starting a relationship "Let's fuck now!"
Surprise "Fucking hell what was that?"
Hate "You Fuck!"
Disappointment "That's not fucking fair."
A poker hand "A Royal Fuck."
Denial "I didn't fucking do it."
Perplexity "I know fuck all about it."
Apathy "Who gives a fuck."
Resignation "Oh fuck it."
Suspicion "Who the fuck are you?"
Panic "Let's get the fuck out of here!"
Directions "Fuck off."
Maternal "Motherfucker."
Incestuous "Motherfucker."
Ambiguity "I'm not so fucking sure."
Agreement "Absofuckinglutely."
I have a headache "Go fuck yourself."
Refusal "Oh you can fuck right off."
Pissed off "Fuck the fucking fuckers!"

Famous historical quotes

Never forget the words of these famous people.
General Custer Where did all them fucking Indians come from?
Mayor of Hiroshima "What the fuck was that?"
Captain of the Titanic "Where's all the fucking water coming from?"
Michelangelo "You want me to paint what on the fucking ceiling?"
Einstein "Any fucker could understand that."
Sean Penn "Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck"
John Lennon "Is that a real fucking gun?"
Donald Campbell "The fucking throttle is stuck."
Anne Boleyn "Heads are going to fucking roll."
Richard Nixon "Who's going to fucking know?"
Niki Lauda "I thought I could fucking smell petrol."
Mark Thatcher "What fucking map?"
Picasso "It does fucking look like her."
Christopher Columbus "Where the fuck are we?"
Michael Jackson "It's a fucking skin condition"
and more recently "I told you I didn't fucking fuck him!"
Pythagarus "How the fuck did you work that one out?"
Walt Disney "Fuck a duck."
Joan of Arc "I don't suppose it will fucking rain."
Miss Marples "I haven't got a fucking clue."
Noah "Scattered showers, my fucking arse."

 

Ditto. And it was a pretty hefty red. But what does it matter anyhow?

 

I kinda take the blame for the red stuff guys (no I didn't do it), that's why I didn't want to say certain words but offer some great fargin alternatives. The bottom line is there are alway going to fargin aisholes that take offence to some swear words.

Muck of fister you aint so mucken fuch of a hupid stewer.

What is a word that starts with F and ends in UCK?

FIRETRUCK.

See I have sucessfully posted 3 threads, in one of the most profane threads at DP without swearing.. Now I'm going to walk my dog .

 

Right, as one wag who use to work for me would always say "jokem if they can't take a fuck".

 

If you don't watchouta outa I'm gonna have your bells in a sling, icehole.