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Lindsay Lohan cuts herself with.... a teacup? BS

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Sharpseo, Jan 31, 2006.

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  1. #1
    This is a weird story, and smells like BS to me:

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/11101174/

    She had to get 10 stitches on her leg, and here's the explanation:

    How could a teacup drop, shatter on your leg, and cause a cut bad enough to need 10 stitches? Whatever really happened, they should have come up with a better story than this one.
     
    Sharpseo, Jan 31, 2006 IP
  2. yfs1

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    Actually the best part of that article was:

    Thats funny to me for some reason
     
    yfs1, Jan 31, 2006 IP
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    tesla Notable Member

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    Yeah, I read it and it sounded really odd. If they're going to lie they should try to do better job at it.

    The fact that they even report it as news makes me sick. There are so many more serious things going on in the world today to be worried about one celebrity.

    I swear this celebrities have more problems than me. You'd think with all the fame and money they'd have no problems. I guess thats what happens when a society pays so much to people who don't really do anything to really benefit the society.
     
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  4. yfs1

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    I read a different article on this:


    Hahahaha
     
    yfs1, Jan 31, 2006 IP
  5. Sharpseo

    Sharpseo Peon

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    Oh, that's grand. I can just hear them rehearsing their story on the way to the hospital.
     
    Sharpseo, Jan 31, 2006 IP
  6. MELLA

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    #6
    No one cares about that anorexic muppet.

    Let's all have a nice cuppa tea and discuss politics.
     
    MELLA, Jan 31, 2006 IP
  7. devAngel

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    oohhh.....think she's gonna fool the people arent she?
     
    devAngel, Jan 31, 2006 IP
  8. BamaStangGuy

    BamaStangGuy Notable Member

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    #8
    I'd still hit it
     
    BamaStangGuy, Jan 31, 2006 IP
  9. MELLA

    MELLA Peon

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    If you did she'd probably snap in half, yo.
     
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    Meh, I'll take that chance
     
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  11. EveryQuery

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    Not a crack on her body I wouldn't lick....
     
    EveryQuery, Jan 31, 2006 IP
  12. relixx

    relixx Active Member

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    Well, a lot of times it's the agents and publicists who try and get stupid things like this reported. You ahve to keep the actors and actresses fresh in people's minds else they forget about them, and for them that's worse than death :p


    Also, a teacup causing a cut that requires 10" stitches is impossible, unless it happens to be a frag grenade... :p
     
    relixx, Jan 31, 2006 IP
  13. Dominic

    Dominic Well-Known Member

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    #13
    ok, here is what actually happened...

    It was afternoon in London and she was having tea after she had a shower. She had lotion on and the cup slipped shattered as she removed her robe and straddled her fuck buddy Dominic...
     
    Dominic, Jan 31, 2006 IP
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    I didn't even realize I cared that she cut her leg until I read this story. Oh wait...I didn't even care after I read it :D
     
    lorien1973, Jan 31, 2006 IP
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    I think it's another screwed up case of coccain addiction.
     
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    #16
    what's gotten into her?
    I used to like her....:(
     
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    yeah, esp seeing how her f-buddy is Dominic! :eek:
     
    relixx, Feb 1, 2006 IP
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    I wonder if she needs someone to rub ointment on that leg...on that very, very sexy leg....
     
    EveryQuery, Feb 1, 2006 IP
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    relixx Active Member

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    You'd be first in line, right? :)
     
    relixx, Feb 2, 2006 IP
  20. Sharpseo

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    Yeah, it's funny how her publicist phrased everything. "She had just gotten out of the shower, and was all wet. Plus, she had just rubbed lotion all over her body."

    Great way to turn a drunken accident into sexy public relations victory.
     
    Sharpseo, Feb 2, 2006 IP
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