Love your Music? Try this...

I put a key in an electrical socket when I was a kid.

I'm still dealing w/ the effects.

 

Sounds like last.fm to me.

No need to enter a 'zip code' for that site.

You can visit http://www.last.fm/user/forkqueue to see what I've been listening to..

 

When I was a little kid I always had to do the suckiest jobs that often resulted in getting shocked, crawling under houses and in attics.

The good news was I actually got to see a bunch of women naked. There were a couple of women that called electrians hoping for some hot man action. They would answer the door naked and then be a little embarassed when they saw the guy had his 10 year old son with him.

Sometimes husbands wouldn't tell their wives the electrians were there and they would walk out of the bedroom or bathroom naked. Then they would argue in a backroom for several minutes.

Aww. The fun times of child labor.

 

I cleaned carpets after high school for a Summer and it was the same way.

Horned-up housewives looking for some young cahk. Ahhh, those were the days.

 

I bet you really 'cleaned some carpets'

 

Geez, I didn't think that really happened in real life. I thought that was just the movies.

What a bunch of sluts!

 

God's most wonderful creation!

 

When I was 18 I was wiring a woman's house and she asked if I would come dance at her friend's party. She told me to wear my work clothes.

I ended up stipping in front of a bunch of 40 year old women and doing dance moves like the roger rabbit and just kind of leaning from side to side type of stuff. I stripped down to my briefs but I had to sit down on the floor to take my work boots off.

 

I'm not real religious but praise the lord for that!

 

My dad was working the beer gardens at a dance one night and some chick kept flashing him for beer.

If I was there, I woulda kicked her slutty ass back to the whorehouse she came from. I can't stand tards like that.

You guys are lucky I'm not your wife or there'd be no more carpet cleaning and stripping for you!

 

Great site...... Thanks for the link!