Making up after a break up?

BOOTY CALL!!!!!!

 

I think that you have serious issues if you are still reliving 15 year old relationships.

I know gas is expensive, but if I send you $20, would you promise to go out?

 

Na, I can't trust a chick that would bring others into my business and house, I would really kick her ass even though I loved her at one time.

You guys know I really trust no one, I have been around long enough and have seen the closest of friends and family turn into complete idiots.

So homey don't play that shit and really trusts no one that has blood flowing in their bodies, especially a young girl that would expose me to folks that she knows not..... or knows a little too well

 

You mean with her and her boyfriends and her boyfriends babies that I should be good enough to support, you gota be crazy man, I would rather go to a bar and find a chick with no kids that wants to rock brother.

 

But how can that happen if you won't go out?

 

Bush keeps us poor folk from reproducing Noppid, it is all done with high oil prices, the entire population of the world in the future will all be Bush relatives

Drivin in pickups, snorting coke while they are hunting

 

They do that already around here as far as i can tell.

 

Down where your at it is CRANK Noppid, that can be cooked with Draino

 

Nope, that's old news, seems ice replaced it.

 

Why hell Noppid, country folk have nothin better to do beside look at pine trees, so why not cook drugs up from what is under yor kitchin sank

PS: Cuntry folk love Dick Cheney

 

They do and they get caught. There's just another to replace um. It goes on and on.

Whatcha got cookin'?

 

Mud to lay bricks and blocks

 

Where in my post did you see anything about boyfriends, babies and support?

I just said that it is good to be friend with ex-girlfriends. The math is quite simple, you will need about 15 ex. since at anytime 40% will have boyfriends, 9 will be free. If you meet one every other day, you cover the week days when you don't want to be out late.

In the weekends you can go to bar, stay out late, get drunk and party with new ones.

 

Dunno cos Im shy and innocent I've never had a girlfriend

 

Omg LMAO!!!!!!!! You crack me up AC.


Ps; You might wanna book an appointment with Minnie, to do something about your paranoia, babe...

 

I'm not about getting back at these girls Dreamshop, it is just that both of them happened within a close time frame. One of them got what she had coming from her boyfriends anyway

It's just the fact that it is so much fun Dreamshop, I am great at imitations and I laugh my ass off making fun of these chicks

PS: GWorld, I was never that good at math

 

yeah you make fun of them but at one point in time they were good enough 4 you 2 go out with them, so by puttin them down, ur putting urself down.

 

Oh they were more than good enough for me Cherry, in fact they were both too good at ____ing up to be true, literally.

But after the lies and BS that they put out I really had more than my fill of it quickly and simply started to drink down at the show bars and had too much of a good time to even think about their lives or feelings, something about Scotch on the Rocks, loud music and dancing maidens that helped me through the pain

PS: I love the ADSENSE ads this thread is spawning, I guess I am not the only one out here with this crap in their life.

 

I just went fishing for three hours and didn't catch SHIT!

I didn't even see a fish!

 

LMAO! Well what'd you expect, you didn't take banana runts as bait!

So you left us all just to do THAT?! What were you thinking boy?!

And that's what bad guys get, look at your sig, remember the hook? Came up empty, everytime!