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Men Never Listen

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by jc_yusuke, May 6, 2006.

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    In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men’s restroom, but it had always been occupied.

    A nurse noticed his predicament.

    Sir, she said “ You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall.”

    He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch.

    Each button was identified by letters:

    WW, WA, PP, and a red one labelled ATR.

    Who would know if he touched them?

    He couldn’t resist.. He pushed WW.

    Warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom. What a nice felling, he thought. Men restrooms don’t have nice things like this.

    Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside.

    When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flower to this unbelievable pleasure. The ladies restroom was more than a restroom, it is tender loving pleasure.

    When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn’t wait to push the ATR button, which he knew would be supreme ecstasy.

    Next thing he knew he opened his eyes, he was in a hospital bed, and a nurse was staring down at him.

    ”What happened?” he exclaimed. The last thing I remember was pushing the ATR button.

    ”The button ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your penis is under your pillow.”
     
    jc_yusuke, May 6, 2006 IP
  2. Notting

    Notting Notable Member

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    #2
    why didn't they sew it back on? They can do that these days.
     
    Notting, May 6, 2006 IP
  3. gUrLaLiEn

    gUrLaLiEn Peon

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    #3
    ewwww... the penis... under the pillow... ewwww...
     
    gUrLaLiEn, May 6, 2006 IP
  4. mavahntooth

    mavahntooth Well-Known Member

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    #4
    what is a tampon?
     
    mavahntooth, May 6, 2006 IP
  5. gUrLaLiEn

    gUrLaLiEn Peon

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    its a girl thing ;) LMAO... its like a tube that the women insert on their ummm... im not sure where... LMAO... well, other women use it if they have a period... :D
     
    gUrLaLiEn, May 6, 2006 IP
  6. mavahntooth

    mavahntooth Well-Known Member

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    ah ok thanks
     
    mavahntooth, May 6, 2006 IP
  7. gUrLaLiEn

    gUrLaLiEn Peon

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    #7
    no prob ;)
     
    gUrLaLiEn, May 6, 2006 IP
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    ahkip Prominent Member

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    #8
    Automatic Tampon Remover.
    does it exist?
     
    ahkip, May 6, 2006 IP
  9. gUrLaLiEn

    gUrLaLiEn Peon

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    #9
    i don't know man :p sorry... :p
     
    gUrLaLiEn, May 6, 2006 IP
  10. Mong

    Mong ↓↘→ horsePower

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    #10
    Disclaimer:
    Protect your penis from public exposure.
     
    Mong, May 6, 2006 IP
  11. gUrLaLiEn

    gUrLaLiEn Peon

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    #11
    ROTFLMAO... your post made me laugh...
     
    gUrLaLiEn, May 6, 2006 IP
  12. The Webmaster

    The Webmaster IdeasOfOne

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    #12
    Damn.. Penis doesnt look like a tampon, come on gimme a break.
    That machine was stupid.....
     
    The Webmaster, May 6, 2006 IP
  13. gUrLaLiEn

    gUrLaLiEn Peon

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    #13
    well it doesnt said that its a tampon detector... its just a tampon remover. meaning if someone pushes the button it is obvious that she has tampons :p
     
    gUrLaLiEn, May 6, 2006 IP
  14. The Webmaster

    The Webmaster IdeasOfOne

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    #14
    That machine should be smart enough to differntiate between a tampon and a penis.
    Even Dumb Cell Phones are smarter than that.
     
    The Webmaster, May 6, 2006 IP
  15. jc_yusuke

    jc_yusuke Peon

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    #15
    guys, let me remind you its just a joke.....:p
     
    jc_yusuke, May 6, 2006 IP
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    CrazyBoy Active Member

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    #16
    For a man, losing his *** isnt funny.
     
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  17. devAngel

    devAngel Banned

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    #17
    oh c'mon its just a joke :p
     
    devAngel, May 6, 2006 IP
  18. mihaidamianov

    mihaidamianov Well-Known Member

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    #18
    :eek: @ the joke
     
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    Hmmm...I wonder if cell phones will have the ATR feature some day?
     
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    That would be awesome. I'd really like to see cell phones with built-in toothbrushes too.
     
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