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Mommy, how old are you?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by jc_yusuke, Apr 24, 2006.

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    A little girl and her mother were shopping.

    The girl asks her mother "How old are you?"

    Mommy says, "Honey, women don't talk about their age, you'll learn later on in life."

    The girl then asks, "Mommy. How much do you weigh?"

    Mommy says, "That's another thing women don't talk about, you'll find out when you grown up."

    The girl still wanting to know about her mother asks, "Mommy, why did you and Daddy get a divorce?"

    Mommy says, "Honey, that is a subject that hurt me very much, and I don't want to talk about it now."

    The little girl is frustrated. She tells her girlfriend about her and her mother's conversation. The girlfriend says, "All you have to do is sneak a look at your mother's drivers license. It's just like a report card, it tells you everything."

    So little Mary does as her friend recommended. That night she sneaks into her mother's room while her mom was cooking dinner. She rummages through her purse and finds the drivers license and examines it carefully

    The little girl and her mother are shopping again.

    The girl says, "Mommy, I know how old you are. You are 32 years old."

    Mommy is very shocked! She asks "Sweetheart how did you do that?"

    The girl shrugs and says, "I just know, and I know how much you weigh. You weight 120 lbs."

    The mother is flabbergasted. She asks, "Where did you learn that ?"

    The little girl says, "I just know, that's all, and I know why you and Daddy got a divorce. You got an 'F' in sex."
     
    jc_yusuke, Apr 24, 2006 IP
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  2. gUrLaLiEn

    gUrLaLiEn Peon

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    #2
    LOL.. :D and i thought that it was a serious story... :D
     
    gUrLaLiEn, Apr 24, 2006 IP
  3. demonsnakeyes

    demonsnakeyes Guest

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    #3
    Hehehe i thought so too... :D
     
    demonsnakeyes, Apr 24, 2006 IP
  4. Mong

    Mong ↓↘→ horsePower

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    #4
    What is 'F' in sex :?
     
    Mong, Apr 24, 2006 IP
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    I hope that was a sarcastic question, but just incase .. F for Female ;)
     
    empservices, Apr 24, 2006 IP
  6. gUrLaLiEn

    gUrLaLiEn Peon

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    #6
    F for foor :D
     
    gUrLaLiEn, Apr 24, 2006 IP
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    demonsnakeyes Guest

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    I think the girl thinks that her mom is poor in sex like how students were graded in school... :D
     
    demonsnakeyes, Apr 24, 2006 IP
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    #8
    lolz!
    nice story! makes me laugh :D:D
    hahaha
     
    girbaud, Apr 24, 2006 IP
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    mcmaktoby Active Member

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    #9
    very funny jc_yusuke :D
     
    mcmaktoby, Apr 24, 2006 IP
  10. jc_yusuke

    jc_yusuke Peon

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    #10
    yeah..the last part made me laugh..really...

    *kids today* :p
     
    jc_yusuke, Apr 24, 2006 IP
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    FOX LORE Notable Member

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    #11
    Very Funny and knotted little girl for knowing about sex?
     
    FOX LORE, Apr 24, 2006 IP
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    The Webmaster IdeasOfOne

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    FAILED.........
     
    The Webmaster, Apr 24, 2006 IP
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    ramakrishna p Notable Member

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    #13
    There is a punch at climax! Nothing wrong about the little girl pointing out and finding the difference between "F" and "M" in driving licence Sex column. I like it.
     
    ramakrishna p, Apr 24, 2006 IP
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    SumitBahl Reign of Chaos

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    #14
    Floored, flourished...... :)
     
    SumitBahl, Apr 24, 2006 IP
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    ramakrishna p Notable Member

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    I agree with flourished.
     
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    The Rock Well-Known Member

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    #16
    May be yes;)
     
    The Rock, Apr 24, 2006 IP
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    The Rock Well-Known Member

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    #17
    Yes last party also made me :D Specialy this line

    Whole story show the Innocence of a Little Girl:rolleyes:
     
    The Rock, Apr 24, 2006 IP
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    #18
    I think it is You got an FAILED in sex.
     
    williamjack, Apr 25, 2006 IP
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    mavahntooth Well-Known Member

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    #19

    I guess F for sex is




    female? :D
     
    mavahntooth, Apr 25, 2006 IP
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    yeah..its female. but the lil girl see it as a grade from report cards... :p
     
    jc_yusuke, Apr 25, 2006 IP
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