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My first attempt at baking

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by mightyb, Sep 22, 2005.

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    Got home absolutely starving so i thought id make a pizza. Thats not hard!

    All you do is put flour, self raising flour, nuts, eggs, vinigar, milk, pepper, salt, butter and mix it all up... Then whack the whole thing on a tray and top it up with everything you find in the fridge: Bacon, shrooms, meet,vedge, cheese, mayo and ketchup... Stick everything in the owen and after half an hour Vuala!

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    Absolutely disgusting!!!

    Does the pastry suppose to flow in the middle? At least the corners are nice and burned. :(
     
    mightyb, Sep 22, 2005 IP
  2. Smyrl

    Smyrl Tomato Republic Staff

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    Where is the yeast?

    Shannon
     
    Smyrl, Sep 22, 2005 IP
  3. zman

    zman Peon

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    HAHA! I wouldnt have thought of that either.

    I can scramble eggs. :p
     
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  4. mightyb

    mightyb Banned

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    Oh the yeeeeaaaastttt.... :rolleyes:






    I did think something was missing.
     
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  5. mightyb

    mightyb Banned

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    I should have went for eggs.... The safer option.
     
    mightyb, Sep 22, 2005 IP
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    Henny Peon

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    Dude, you put nuts in your pizza?
     
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  7. mightyb

    mightyb Banned

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    Yea, i figured blended wallnuts could be nice on the base... I like nuts... he he
     
    mightyb, Sep 22, 2005 IP
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    palespyder Psycho Ninja

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    Dude, the magic box in front of you is called a computer and you are connected to the Information Superhighway goto Pizza Recipes, which BTW took me one search at the big G.

    Note to all the internet IS for more then DP and porn....I swear to god it is!!!! ;)
     
    palespyder, Sep 22, 2005 IP
  9. sarahk

    sarahk iTamer Staff

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    Didn't you do baking when you were small? My guys love pizza night because my base mix makes too much so not only is it fun making pizza but they get a bundle of playdough that "grows" to muck about with while it's cooking.

    I decided my 8 year old was old enough to have a structured cooking night where she had a bit of responsibility for the menu, ingredients etc and the 6 year old decided he needed one too. They're damn possessive too and make sure we don't forget.

    I bought a roald dahl cookbook a while back with lovely puddings in it like "a plate of soil with engine oil" - big favourites.

    [​IMG]
     
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  10. mightyb

    mightyb Banned

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    Palespyder I even had a pizza book looking at me from the shelve. Who needs internet/books lol Cooking is like adsense. You need to experiment.

    sarahk Yea, i used to love it. I was not allowed to mess around with the food though.
     
    mightyb, Sep 22, 2005 IP
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    i......i'm sorry
     
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  12. mightyb

    mightyb Banned

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    Thanks, il mail you some as a thank you...
     
    mightyb, Sep 22, 2005 IP
  13. PlanetAndrea

    PlanetAndrea Active Member

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    honestly, it doesn't look too bad, i've seen worse things come out of my oven

    i buy the cheater pizza dough in the refrigerated cylindar thingy (like crescent rolls come in) so I don't have to mess with it!
     
    PlanetAndrea, Sep 22, 2005 IP
  14. iskandar

    iskandar Well-Known Member

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    Are you trying to send those thing to Fear Factor Disgusting Food episode or something?

    I suggest you put it up on Ebay and say that there's a picture of Jesus or something on the pizza.

    It looks okay but I think it taste like plastic
     
    iskandar, Sep 22, 2005 IP
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    Practice makes everything perfect man. You can try that again and post pics here so we could see some improvements. :D

    Goodluck.
     
    digimania, Sep 23, 2005 IP
  16. mightyb

    mightyb Banned

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    Well i guess it was not that bad. This morning it was not there. It turns out my dad ate it for breakfast and took the rest to work.
     
    mightyb, Sep 23, 2005 IP
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    Too funny! How about:

    "Mystery Pizza Weather Map Predicted Katrina!"
     
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    well anyways, that's still a good job man! at least you have ever tried doing so!!! i have prepared pizza before but never made my own dough....you did better than me! congrats :D
     
    ath3na, Sep 23, 2005 IP