My Name Is Mr 'x' And I Have Millions And Millions To Send You ...emails

I've started replying to these guys. Here's yesterdays one with my response:


> From:
> Subject: MESSAGE: (Richard Tang)
> Date: Sat, 9 Feb 2013 12:10:03 +0100
> To:
>
> Good Day.
>
> I am sorry for contacting you through this medium without a
> previous notice; I had to use email because it is an official
> and more confidential way of making contact with people around the world.
>
> My name is Richard Tang, I work with the hang seng Bank Hong Kong,
> I have a business proposition for you involving the sum of
> $24.500.000.00 Million Dollars in my bank which I know we will
> be of mutual benefit to both of us, If interested mail me at:
>
>
>
> Regards,
> Mr Richard Tang.



Hi Richard, just so you know, you have suggested a business proposition for $24.5 Trillion.

That is three times China's GDP for last year.

If you are going to ask me to take delivery of $24,500,000,000,000.00, we'd need to come up with a good cover story. My bank manager has been keen for me to clear my overdraft for some time, but this may raise eyebrows. Before you transfer it into my account (or are you going to post me a cheque?), can you get some papers drawn up that shows that I now OWN China, and have done so since 2010? That way, it will look like I am just receiving my dividend from owning the country, but it has been delayed. Perhaps if you send the cheque second-class that will look more legitimate?

I am very keen to move on this. Only this morning I struggled to find £2.50 to enable my son to take part in 'Chinese Food Day' in school. Imagine his delight when I get home to and tell him we now effectively own the entire country!!

Thanks so much for this opportunity. I promise I won't waste all of this money. First thing I'm going to do is buy Africa. I reckon there's a lot of good I could do there. After Africa, I'll tax the car as I'm concerned I could be stopped at any time by the police. Once I've paid off some credit cards, then the plan will be to increase my holding in outer-space. For my 25th birthday my Aunt bought me a star - it was only £25 which I thought at the time was pretty cheap. With my $24.5 Trillion, I reckon I could buy the galaxy that star resides in, and use the initial property as a weekend break.

Can you let me know how you would like to proceed?

Many thanks

Steven (King of Africa, Outer-space and ????)




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And Mr Tang replied this morning.....

 

Hi mastid,

You are wasting your time. I am receiving 1/2 mails daily. All these person may be hacker OR like this. So just report them as spam

Best of Luck