Buying Need Some Opinion Pieces [Science, Tech, and Sports]

I am trying to patch some holes I have content wise. I am willing to pay $5 per article, please don't tell me how many words/$1, I am not counting words. Each article should be 500 words or more. If you want to be credited as the author I can setup a profile and you fill it out, but you will have to upload the content to wordpress. Otherwise, it will go under a pen name and I will do the work. I need 6 articles per category. They are: Science, Tech, Sports, Money (Finance), and Entertainment. I want your opinion on a topic. This will be going on 3kgs.com so you can see what is building.

I don't want just anyone, I want someone with an entertaining opinion. It should make someone want to comment and engage on the topic. I am ready to hire now, please no long drawn out proposals. I need to know you can write well, entertain, and bring an opinion to the table. Reference the site for what I am looking for.

I should probably post this since I have received 20 PM's.

1. If you just PM me asking me to send details, I will delete your PM. It's in the description. If you have additional questions then ask them.

2. Send me something entertaining you wrote. I am hiring entertaining, opinionated writers. Don't send me a piece you did on bird watching.

3. Just telling me your awesome is not going to get a reply, although I am guilty of replying to 5 of you that did just that.

4. I want to hire you, but give me why I should. I could care less if you have 14 writers waiting to crank out content for me. I am not interested in SEO'd writing. I want entertaining, opinionated writers. So just read the description and this post and fire your PM's off to me.

5. If in doubt, look at the site I put in the description and ask yourself if you fit that. If not, please just don't PM me. You should know by looking at the examples on that site if your writing belongs.

Sorry, for having to add this but the PM's are out of control and I am looking for quality writers and I am getting generalized SPAM for responses. 1/20 were decent...