Nervous Flyers

I take it you hear that a lot Hodge?

 

Yeah. But I kind of am, but I'm really only an a$$hole when I date b$tches. When I say b$tches I mean they call themselves that. I actaully like to date b$tches. I guess I like the noise. It's like having a TV on in the background.

 

When a plane is going down run to the lowest point - which in most cases is the cockpit, and right before it hits - JUMP - it is a trip!

 

I think you meant to say "elevator" instead of "plane" debunked...

 

Your web site fits you pretty well doesn't it?

 

In a crashing plane it is way cooler!

 

but at least in an elevator you can do it again and again... just gotta keep hitting those buttons.

 

Yeah it's pretty much me.

Parts inappropriateness, twisted humor, dysfunctional, randomness, and terrific lover

 

Up in Coeur d'Alene Idaho when I was a teenager, we would go to the Coeur d' Alene Hotel and do that in the parking garage elevator then walk the hotel and same inside the fast elevators they had inside. One time we stuck the parking garage elevator after jumping. LOL

Nice hotel, beautiful city, but I don't want to live there again.

Last time I visited I was being chased by the police because I was skateboarding. LOL they never caught me!

 

As anyone every rode in the "jump seat"

One time on a business trip we took a private jet that was about a 20 seater or so and we had to wait for a guy to get there so I was just chatting with the pilot and when everyone started to get on the plane he said “Hey want to ride in the jump seat.”

The jump seat is basically right in between the pilot and copilot and only a few inches further back then the pilot. I mean you can basically touch all the buttons if you just lean forward.

It’s really cool and a lot different then being in a normal window seat. The scary part is landing though, because it looks like the front end is going to slam into the runway.

 

So, Hodged, you've been in a cockpit before?

 

Yeah and one time with a pilot and copilot. It was cramped.

 

That was his lap bro he wanted to know if you wanted to "RIDE" in his jump seat.

 

That makes it even scarier. It wasn't creepy like hey little boy want to ride in the jump seat.

I was grown and he brought it up offhanded without the mention of candy.

 

by the way, the impact of the landing may be fine, it is the fires from the jet fuel that causes extreme heat that can be detrimental to good health.

See this video for further education of that scenario:
http://www.dfrc.nasa.gov/Gallery/Movie/CID/640x/EM-0004-03.mov

 

God I hate you....

 

Of course that plane is going to crash. Did you see the dummy flying it?

 

I was flying that one! What do you mean dummy!

I failed my test, so now they won't give me a pilots licence.

 

translation:

Is your name Joey in real life Hodge?
I'm sorry I couldn't help myself...

 

Nice, so you've been in a cock pit.

Ever been in a two-man sleeping bag?