Never lose your glasses again

I'm not really sure how effective your glasses would be there though.

 

Hodge, I inhaled my coffee at that one. You´d have got a green, but I have to spread it round a bit first.

 

umm... what is it you're spreading around again?

You haven't been in a woman's public washroom recently, have you? It might improve their aim somewhat...

Come to think of it, it wouldn't hurt some of the people using the men's washrooms either...

 

And what were you doing in the woman's loo, Minstrel. Admit it, you'd lost your glasses again. Sounds like a prime candidate for the glass-attaching, nasal bolt.

 

I always wondered why Minstrel is gone for a few days at a time sometimes.

Appropriate family guy scene:
Lois walks into the bathroom and wants to put a toilet seat pad down, but there aren't any. So she starts putting some toilet paper on the seat instead.

Giggidy giggidy giggidy...

She looks around for a moment and continues with a few more pieces

Giggidy giggidy giggidy...

She stops, but starts doing it again.

Oh would you sit down and go to the bathroom already! Giggidy giggidy giggidy

She looks up and there is quagmire perched on the top of the bathroom stall watching her.

 

Part-time job...

 

Woman's toilet attendant? That's just sad, Minnie. I'll see if I can drum up any friends and aquaintances who need a bit of counselling.

 

And let me guess Minstrel the only reason you dress up like a woman to sneak into your apartment is because that's the only place to live you can afford is an all women's apartment complex.

 

I'm gathering material for my next book...


...and a new set of curtains...

 

OK, my mistake. Forgive me mom.
Not that Gross I guess. It's the same as piercing your nose or your earlobes.