Newbie in need of solid advice and opinion on ideas to invest and willing to learn :)

Hello,
Hope you are well, i am new to internet business and want to set up my own internet business, i have spent the last few days researching online and getting to know about various terms and getting to know about different ways of making money online. I wanted to get some help and opinion about:
-How to start
-The different ways of making money online
-best way of making money online
-Best growth potential for future
-How to get orders
-How to sell
-Basically what should i do and what should i expect

If you could take some time out of your valuable time to help and guide me i would greatly appreciate it...

I have about 2000 dollars saved after alot of hard work and i want to invest online in a safe way which will return my original investment in a short time...My goal is to set up my own office and company and i want to succeed with hard work in online business...
I don't have any experience,however
I have vast knowledge about sports,news,politics and current affairs and i am very good with English...

I have heard that people on this forum are very helpful and give genuine advice....
The expert and successful people on this forum,kindly advise me

-Please donot give me any offers of investment into your business
-Please donot give me short double your money ideas
-Please donot sell your own stuff like websites to me

I am a newbie but i am serious to succeed and i am willing to learn and i want the help of genuine people on this forum... if possible please personal message me with your advice and opinion aswell, again i would really really really appreciate genuine replies