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Nintendo Has Hemorrhoids - Ask Google!

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Citizen, Mar 21, 2006.

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    Apparently, google adword targeting can now double as an instant doctor's examination when posting at DP.

    Google's new unique platform displays the user's health through AdWords by algorithmically reviewing each user's browsing history and analyzing the results through Google's "Google Body (TM)" database and comparing the results to those of millions of test subjects (Google China).

    Look at the below listed case study for indisputable proof:

    [​IMG]
     
    Citizen, Mar 21, 2006 IP
  2. ahkip

    ahkip Prominent Member

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    oh no....i have to be really careful....
    but hold on, that Ads should be target at you, right Citizen? Since you are the one who is viewing the post, google target the Ads to you
     
    ahkip, Mar 21, 2006 IP
  3. yfs1

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    Ummm..What are you doing to Nintendo that you now have to be careful with this new information :confused:
     
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    ahkip Prominent Member

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    when i am viewing Nitendo thread, i should be the viewer, right? And the Ads is target to me instead of Nitendo....
    tell me if i am wrong:D
     
    ahkip, Mar 21, 2006 IP
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    All I am saying is that with a name like Sam's Spunk, Hemmoroids are your last worry when talking about Nintendo
     
    yfs1, Mar 21, 2006 IP
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    lorien1973 Notable Member

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    why are you concerned about the health of Nintendo's backside? :confused:
     
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    Citizen Active Member

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    With any luck, you didn't get WKD from him.

    Wacko Dystrophy. The world may never be the same.
     
    Citizen, Mar 21, 2006 IP
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    Nintendo ♬ King of da Wackos ♬

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    Uggggg!!!!!!!!! :D About 10 years ago I did have....hemorrhoids and a lot of bleeding!! Is that what PMS is like??!! Note to chicks...I fill your pain!!!! :D:D:D
     
    Nintendo, Mar 21, 2006 IP
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    illusion Peon

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    HAHAHA, that is good. Although the thread title looks like it has something to do with it, cure
     
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  10. Caydel

    Caydel Peon

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    Guess whatelse? If you revisit that thread, Nintendo made a comment about having herpes and diabetes next. Lo and behold, Now he has these ads:

    [​IMG]
     
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    Poor Nintendo. Herpes isn't nice but I'm happy for him that he isn't a virgin anymore.
     
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  12. Caydel

    Caydel Peon

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    Who are you fooling - he got that from some 'used' toys...:D
     
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    Nintendo ♬ King of da Wackos ♬

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    This is crazy!! So this thread has [size=+5]Hemorrhoids[/size] in the title, yet it shows email ads, while the thread that's not about [size=+5]Hemorrhoids[/size] shows health ads!!! grrrr!!!

    *Tries to change the ads on tis page to health ads.*

    [size=+5]herpes and diabetes[/size]

    Dude, what chick told you that!!!! :D:D I'm still a virgin!! :D:D

    http://forums.digitalpoint.com/showthread.php?t=67310

    is the other thread, with those ads.
     
    Nintendo, Mar 21, 2006 IP
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    Caydel Peon

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    lol - no luck nintendo - the health ads are only for you. This once shows adwords and conversion ads.
     
    Caydel, Mar 21, 2006 IP
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    ahkip Prominent Member

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    ahkip, Mar 21, 2006 IP