Over the course of the past thousand years

or so Europe was ruled by Royalty.
France, Spain, and Itally had Kings and Queens, Germany and Prussia had Kaisers, and
the Russians had Czars. If you're Royalty you can't marry anyone beneath your
exhaulted station in life, so you had to marry another King or Queen. There were'nt
a lot of Royalty running around so, eventually, all you had to choose from if you
were Royalty was Cousin A or Cousin B. This not only led to Europe's rulers all
having a real tough time stopping a hangnail from bleeding, but produced some really
tragic intellectual results. To put this in perspective for you, let me remind you
of our darkest moments when we had an Arkansan running America. A single word to the
wise, I always say. The end result was that you had somewhere between 700-900 years
of Bleeding Idiots running Europe.

Think not? Read on.

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Thanks so much for the spam.

 

Maldives had kings or queens or presidents

 

You misspelled "texan".