Palespyders getting married! :D

Geez, CR - you shoulda read it. It was the longest post I've ever read on DP but it was a good one.

I wish more guys were as sweet as he is about his fiance. My husband was a dick but I kicked his ass into shape. (Took me two years though.)

Congrats Jason - you guys sound like you deserve one another. Try not to get too drunk at the wedding so you can actually remember it.


EDIT: Ok, I posted the above before reading the stuff about the pictures - I take back some of what I just said

 

Pervert, you know you wanna see me naked....Jesus I don't even like to see me naked....

 

congrats from San Marino

 

Woohoo Ball and Ch... I mean wedded bliss!

congrats

 

And this isn't one of them!
I have to go with Rob -- make sure the camera is pointing away from you.

HEY! How about a webcam and we could all get to share in the celebrations?

 

You should get Alek to help you and maybe he could set up a little machine where we can click a button from the website and the machine fires confetti at you.

 

Brilliant idea! And we could zoom in with the webcams and get different angles and ...

 

That wouldn't have worked at mine because we had kilts on

 

You and Grace wore kilts on your wedding night?

 

rofl of course Grace didnt wear a kilt. I have to say that because there are people who would believe you.

 

Congrats palespyder to you and your wife to be! and what a great love-story btw! you guys were made for eachother

good luck and happy honeymoon!

 

For some reason I just knew this thread would have something about Hogan's Heroes in it. I'd be lying if I said I wasn't a little let down, but I'm happy for Palesyder.

"To love is not a passive thing. To love is active voice. When I love I do something, I function, I give. I do not love in order that I may be loved back again, but for the creative joy of loving. And every time I do so love I am freed, at least a little, by the outgoing of love, from enslavement to that most intolerable of master, myself."

I found this quote which talks about being 'master of your own domain' if you know what I'm saying, because I hear you have to do that a lot after you get married and you don't get the milk for free any more.

Actually I'm free to come speak at your wedding. I used to emcee for a friend of mine who is a DJ. I can say some more of those beautiful words and possibly bang a bridesmaid. I would love to say some beautiful words about you and Katie.

 

My bro is getting married next year and I've been asked to be the best man.

If you hear any good jokes or anything please let me know Jason. I seriously need to be funny.

 

Congratulations. Being a best man is like having a license to get laid. I was the best man at my friend's wedding and women just threw themselves at me. It's just what happens to every best man. It's like women hear the phrase best man and they believe it's true and want some best man.

 

{weirfire turns the screen away so Grace cant see} lol

 

Just kidding Grace.

I'm just saying if something doesn't work out between you and Grace don't feel so bad because that best man thing is awesome. I mean a year is a long time away.

 

lol

Maybe I should just let his single friend do it so he can get some action for a change!

 

Yeah you should. My friend came into town for about 4 days for his wedding. I ended up hooking up with 3 bridesmaids, a girl that was helping with the catering, and a hostess of a restraunt (I don't know if I should count her since it wasn't wedding related, but we did go there as the wedding party so I am going to count it).

 

You are the sex machine!

 

I think just being in the wedding party is enough.

I've found that the girls in the party get significantly horned-up after a few drinks.