Picking Mushrooms

Everywhere I went woman always wanted me to pull it out so they could pose with it and get a picture.​

 

More likely so they could hose it off

That looks downright crusty

 

You should see the Tesco 15 pack...You can't even get it in the door

 

Congrats on the 7 GREENIES!!! lol

>>on topic... how many mushrooms have you been able to pick so far?

 

Three. But remember these are HUGE penis-shaped mushrooms. It's not easy lugging those suckers out of the bush. And then comes the hard part: explaining to the police why there are three huge crusty penises in your car and why they're not wearing seat belts.

 

Damn, that's a lot of musroom soap to make.
I am not sure if it's really true that some mushrooms are aphrodisiac.

 

August time in the uk, mushie season. Cant wait! of me box!

 

"of me box"???

"mushie" doesn't cut it any more, though... now it has to be "squishie" if you want to get anywhere at all...

 

I wanna be off my box, too. not that I'm ever on it, really.

 

This just in:

The server has been clocking an unprecedented volume of PM's headed toward Mellie's box beginning just a few minutes ago.

Apparently, the volume is so high that PMs to all other members have been halted to prevent crashing the server...

 

Whats more signifigant is the number of people on this forum trying to get in it

 

Well anyone that wishes too. It is always open..

 

I've already applied for a legal name change to Squishy.

 

I always pictured Mella's box to looking differently. It looks a lot more practical then I thought.

 

Way bigger flaps then I would have thought though

 

Hey Mushroom, On the east coast those little tasties sell for 5 bucks a pound...Youre sitting on a fortune there good man..

 

5 bucks a pound?!?!

 

This is about the third or fourth <20 character post I've seen from you this morning. Padding your post count? or is this part of your training as a writer for fortune cookies?

 

He has some mushrooms to sell but he had to get up to 25 posts first

This was his 25th post but he found out they were $5 a pound. He had originally thought he would get $15 a pound so he never posted his sale.

 

You guys just don't understand Reviews. Here's the thing. He's a man of few words, but the words he says conveys so much to me. Let’s break down what he said and analysis it. The last part is the most important.

He’s confused that prices could be so high. It seems like only yesterday when he was growing his own and selling them for $1.25 a pound.

He’s obviously very angry that he stopped selling mushrooms. I mean he’s missing out on a lot of money.

Surely 5 bucks a pound can’t be right. That’s got to be a typo. This causes him to reexamine his entire life. It turned his world upside down.

With the confusion and anger comes excitement. He could be making a lot more money from selling drugs then creating websites.

I doubt we will see him much more after he learned this lesson.