Buying Posters For Social Media Sites

I need posters for social media site (very similar to fmylife, reddit)
The threads are obviously short, no need for perfect grammar, but needs to be entertaining and very close to the category and the site purpose.
This should not be very hard so I am offering $0.05/thread, $0.01 for comments (easy to do very short)
Maximum: 10 thread, 50 comments ($1 in total)
Why should you post for such low fees you might ask?

• You can be part of the early phase of a brilliant site (scheduled to launch within a week/two weeks)
• Custom user titles (request one with me)

PM me for the url if you are interested.

 

If the site is 'so brilliant', why not save your $1 and wait for it to take off on its own in a couple of weeks?

 

It's gonna look empty and just like a empty restaurant....less people are willing to try it due to the emptiness.
However, I am willing to change the rate later on if I do not get enough posters. The posts are not hard as it is social media and it isn't like a forum where it has to be long.
Look at reddit posts...most a line or two. That's all I'm asking. Not a huge paragraph.

 

Alright, so you want a line or two per thread. Let's say, each thread is just 40 words. Let's say each comment is only 10 words.

500 Words in comments
400 Words in threads

900 Words
$1

Sounds awesome

 

Too much Awesome!

 

900 words is dependent on the fact that you can just post url with a sentence worth of words. A sentence is not 400 words. Most threads (post) are less than 400 words. Also the fact grammar isn't a big deal (unless its so horrible people cannot understand it).
Look at reddit's top posts. Each post is not even close to around 400 words.

Please understand it is not a forum but rather something like reddit.

Thanks.