Radio phone in - funny story!

Just got this from a mate, don't know if its genuine but it is worth the read

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Just imagine sitting in traffic on you way to work and hearing this.
Many Sydney folks DID hear this on the FOX FM morning show in Sydney.
The DJs play a game where they award winners with great prizes. The game

is called 'Mate
Match'. The DJ's call someone at work and ask if they are married or
seriously involved with someone. If the contestant answers 'yes' he or
she is then asked 3 random yet highly personal questions. The person is
also to divulge the name of their partner (with phone number) for
verification. If their partner answers those same 3 questions correctly,

they both win the prize.

One particular game, however, several months ago made the City of Big
Shoulders drop to its knees with laughter and
is possibly the funniest thing you've heard. Anyway, here's how it all
went down:

DJ: Hey! This is Ed on FOX FM. Have you ever heard of Mate Match?

Contestant: (laughing) Yes, I have.

DJ: Great. Then you know we're giving away a trip to the Gold Coast if
you win. What is your first name please?

Contestant: Brian.

DJ: Are you married?

Brian: (laughing nervously) Yes I am married.

DJ: Thank you. Now what is your wife's first name?

Brian: Sara.

DJ: Is Sara at work, Brian?

Brian: She is gonna kill me.

DJ: Stay with me here Brian. Is she at work?

Brian (laughing) Yes , she is at work.

DJ: Okay, first question - when was the last time you had sex?

Brian: About 8 o'clock this morning.

DJ: Thats the boy, Brian!

Brian: (laughing sheepishly) Well?

DJ: Question 2 - How long did it last?

Brian: About ten minutes.

DJ: Wow! You really want that trip, huh! No one would ever have said
that if a trip was not at stake.

Brian: Yeah, that trip sure would be nice.

DJ: Okay, final question. Where did you have sex at 8 o'clock this
morning?

Brian: (laughing hard) I, ummm, I well.....

DJ: This sounds good, Brian, Where was it at?

Brian: Not that it was all that great, but her mum is staying with us
for a couple of weeks....

DJ: Uh huh.

Brian: and the Mother in law was in the shower at the time.

DJ: Thats the boy, Brian!

Brian: On the kitchen table.

DJ: Not that great? That is more adventure than the previous hundred
times I've done it. Okay folks, I will put Brian on hold, get his wife's

work number and call her up.

You listen to this. (3 minutes of commercials follow)

DJ: Okay audience, lets call Sara, shall we (Touch tones ringing)

Clerk: Hello.

DJ: Hey, is Sara there?

Clerk: This is Sara.

DJ: Sara, this is Ed on FOX FM. We are live on the air right now and
I've been talking with Brian.

Sara: (laughing) oh ok?

DJ: Well, He is on the line with us. Brian knows not to give any answers

away or you'll lose. Sooooo... do you know the rules of Mate Match?

Sara: No.

DJ: Good.

Brian (laughing).

Sara (laughing) Brian what the hell are you up to?

Brian: Just answer thequestions honestly, okay? Be completely honest.

DJ: Yeah, yeah Sure. Now, I will ask you 3 questions, Sara. If your
answers match Brians answers, then the both
of you will be off to the Gold Coast for 5 days on us.

Sara: Ok.

DJ: Alright. When did you last have sex, Sara?

Sara: Oh God Brian..........uh, this morning before Brian went to work.

DJ: What time?

Sara: Around 8 this morning.

DJ: Very good. Next question. How long did it last?

Sara: 12, 15 minutes maybe.

DJ: Hmmmm. That's close enough. I am sure she is trying to protect his
manhood. We've got one last question, Sara. You are one question away
from a trip to the Gold Coast. Are you ready?

Sara: Yes.

DJ: Where did you have it?

Sara: OH MY GOD BRIAN! You did not tell them that did you?

Brian: Just tell them honey.

DJ: Come on Sara.... were running out of time?

Sara: Well.....

DJ: Come on Sara.... where did you have it?

Sara: Up the arse.

After a long pause, the DJ said, Folks, we need to take a station
break. And the drivers of Sydney almost crashed their cars
laughing!!!!!!!