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Reactions - and why Indians are clever !

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by EWD, May 16, 2006.

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  1. #1
    An insect falls into a mug of beer... see the Reactions of the people....!!

    Englishman:
    Throws his mug away and walks out

    American:
    Takes the insect out and drinks the beer

    Chinese:
    Eats the insect and throws the beer away

    Japanese:
    Dr inks the beer with insect as it is coming free

    Indian:
    Sells the beer to the American and insect to the Chinese and gets a new mug of beer. ......INTELLIGENT INDIANS

    Pakistani:
    -Accuses the Indian for throwing insect into his beer
    -Relates the issue to Kashmir
    -Asks the Chinese for Military aid
    -Takes a loan from the American to buy one more mug of beer.
     
    EWD, May 16, 2006 IP
  2. ahkip

    ahkip Prominent Member

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    #2
    American:
    sue the fucking bartender

    Chinese:
    ask bartender for a takeout box to pack the insect. Give it to friend as gift.

    Japanese:
    bow to the insect and ask the insect to leave in peace

    Indian
    Got the idea of selling the beer and insect. However, no one understand a word he said because of the accent. so end up he scam another Indian by telling him how he can make money fast by selling beer and insect to the stupid Chinese and American
     
    ahkip, May 16, 2006 IP
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  3. JohanP

    JohanP Active Member

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    #3
    Good ones. Thanks for the.. well.. a single laugh was all I got, but hey that's better than none at all right? :D
     
    JohanP, May 16, 2006 IP
  4. sizzler_chetan

    sizzler_chetan Prominent Member

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    #4
    India : test fires new Missiles To Play Against Pakistan

    America : Gives All The Aid To Pakistan

    Europe : joins India

    Japan : Helps India

    Africa : Joins America and Pakistan



    Ultimately : WORLD WAR III
     
    sizzler_chetan, May 16, 2006 IP
  5. EWD

    EWD Well-Known Member

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    #5
    nice additions samskpunk.. are these your original ? you are creative man :D
     
    EWD, May 16, 2006 IP
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    ahkip Prominent Member

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    #6

    that's what i learn from my friends;)
     
    ahkip, May 16, 2006 IP
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    seoaddict Peon

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    #7
    Hi Chetan
    "India : test fires new Missiles To Play Against Pakistan"
    This is Wrong.
    India never Use Missiles To Play Against any Country.
    India Use Only for Self Protection Dude.
     
    seoaddict, May 16, 2006 IP
  8. sizzler_chetan

    sizzler_chetan Prominent Member

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    #8

    I gave the answer to what this thread should be continued :)
     
    sizzler_chetan, May 17, 2006 IP
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    keikor Peon

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    #9
    Hmm, i have no idea why all the grudge against pakistanese. I have one close indian friends always telling me how bad pakistanese are. But oh well, guess i can't go more political.:)
     
    keikor, May 17, 2006 IP
  10. MattUK

    MattUK Notable Member

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    #10
    Basically because of religion and history. Read up a bit on Kashmir :)
     
    MattUK, May 17, 2006 IP
  11. The Webmaster

    The Webmaster IdeasOfOne

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    #11
    No Comments.......
     
    The Webmaster, May 17, 2006 IP
  12. Blitz

    Blitz Well-Known Member

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    #12
    What a pointless post.
    I didn't realise india hated pakistani so much, oh well, still pointless.
     
    Blitz, May 17, 2006 IP
  13. MattUK

    MattUK Notable Member

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    #13
    Yep those guys really don't get on! It always makes for a good cricket match though :)
     
    MattUK, May 17, 2006 IP
  14. The Webmaster

    The Webmaster IdeasOfOne

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    #14
    I agree the post is pointless.
    but We dont hate Pakistanies, not at least the community.
    What we hate about pakistan, is their political/Army policies, which is certainly anti India, we, Indian hate that only.
    I have few good friends in pakistan, and they dont have any issue with me, nor do I.
     
    The Webmaster, May 17, 2006 IP
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    GRIM Prominent Member

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    #15
    That pretty much sums up my thoughts...
     
    GRIM, May 17, 2006 IP
  16. tech86

    tech86 Peon

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    #16
    Keikor, please learn some facts before discussing such issues.

    Simply put, this is not just a "grudge" Pakistan has till date attacked India 3 times and caused 3 wars which btw it lost all 3 times :p

    Anyway 3 attacks later, you start to hold a grudge.
     
    tech86, May 17, 2006 IP
  17. The Webmaster

    The Webmaster IdeasOfOne

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    #17
    Heck!!
    This is how a stupid pointless joke thread truns into political discussion.
    Three more posts about Indo Pak relationship and mods will move it to political forum.
     
    The Webmaster, May 17, 2006 IP
  18. tech86

    tech86 Peon

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    #18
    The Webmaster, I don't plan on discussing political bs right now, I'm just trying to clarify to people that this isn't a stupid "grudge" there is a lot of physical damage and attempted insult behind it.
     
    tech86, May 17, 2006 IP
  19. D3Si

    D3Si Peon

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    #19

    Yeah that's right :) it's not just cricket it's war in cricket field =))
     
    D3Si, May 17, 2006 IP
  20. amitpatel_3001

    amitpatel_3001 Results Follow Patience

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    #20
    I would support you cos i too have many pakistani friends.
    Now stop bringing these type of thread which get diverted to wrong directions.
    :cool:
     
    amitpatel_3001, May 17, 2006 IP
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