Rich Jerk Kelly Felix Selling The Empire To Avoid Bankruptcy

He is just about bankrupt and hoping to climb out of the hole and even make some profit. Kelly blew a ton of investors money buying advertising on Howard Stern and fake commercials/tv spots to make it look like he was rich.

http://digg.com/business_finance/Rich_Jerk_Kelly_Felix_Selling_The_Empire_To_Avoid_Bankruptcy/blog

 

thats what you get for doing it with howard stern

 

I was thinking of buy it,

Would you guys buy the ebook from me if I bought out the company?

Let me know,

Thanks in advance

 

I read recently that he was making a ploy, he made an email about how he was driving more biz by making this stuff up

----- Original Message -----
From: "RJ" <info@therichjerk.com>
To: <******@sp**sf*****rill.com>
Sent: Friday, May 18, 2007 3:23 PM
Subject: re: Rich Jerk Says Goodbye


Dear Loser,

Here we go again. Any time I do anything "discreetly", my band
of religious followers sniffs it out and displays it publicly,
causing a huge uproar in the forums, etc.

Here's the deal:

My business manager recently asked to list my entire business
for sale. So I let him. Why?

1. It's always nice to know what people think your biz is
worth in the real world. (Most webmasters value their
biz in fantasy dollars)

2. It's an easy way to make contacts and establish rapport with
"players" in the industry. People who have money and
can make things happen. These are the people I want on
my rolodex.

3. It's fun to watch all of the wannabes scurry around
and speculate based on nothing. Is he? Isn't he? Why?
Oh my God. Mommy!

4. Obvious free traffic. (shame shame shame)

5. I can do whatever the fu*k I want.

--------------------------------------------

So anyway, apparently my biz manager wrote up an Ebay ad
and never finished it. He scheduled it to list 30 days later, giving
him time to finish it. He forgot. Oops. So once it listed, we pulled
it immediately. That's when the firestorm started.

But guess what? I ain't going nowhere. Even if by some remote
chance a buyer comes along who wants to give me millions & millions
for my biz, I'm staying on board because this ship would SINK
without me. Just look at all of the copycats. They FAIL because
they TRY to be me. It doesn't work.

I have BIG plans for this company. And I may even begin working
one whole day per week on it now, instead of just a half day. All
I need to do is cut loose one of my ladies, and Tanya has been
annoying the sh*t out of me lately. So the timing is perfect.

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****BIG NEWS****

The Rich Jerk Playboy Mansion Party date has been locked down.
It's a Friday in July. I'll tell you which one later. I'm handing over a
quarter million dollars for this party. $250k for one night. That's
probably more than your house isn't it? That's a shame.

You won't believe what's going to happen at this thing. All I
can say is it's gonna be LEGENDARY. It's the kind of thing an old
guy can tell his grandkids about on his deathbed, so he can croak
with a smile.

And a few of you smart fu*ks are already guaranteed a precious
ticket to my party. Those who bought a few products from me in
the past where I offered the party as a bonus. You know who you
are. And if you are still with the programs, you're in.

As for the rest of you, you're fu*ked. Well, maybe not. I do still have
room for a few people at the party. So I think I'm just gonna sell the
remaining tickets on a first come first serve basis. I'll tell you the cost
in an email next week, and I'll include a link. They'll probably sell out
within a few hours.

By the way, rumor has it that there will be dozens of centerfolds
present at the party, lots of body painted chicks, a world famous DJ,
a HUGE world famous band, multiple open bars, tons of celebrities, press,
red carpet, and more. And of course Hef & the ladies.

Also, a few of the most influential marketers in the world
will be attending. For example, John Reese just confirmed attendance
because we're donating some of the ticket proceeds to a good charity.

Did I mention that after 10pm clothing is optional?

Anyway, that should be enough to wet your whistles, you fu*kin perverts.

Later Losers,

RJ

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I've heard the same rumor...I'm kind of skeptical of the whole situation.. It'll be interesting to see it all play out

 

this is honestly what gives internet marketing a bad rep because ppl think black hat/box is the way to do crap

 

Check out his blog...

Ha Ha – I’m Going Broke….Again!
Author: The Rich Jerk

If you check out past blog posts of mine, you’ll see I’ve been accused of going broke many times. Haters would just love that wouldn’t they? My competition has no way to deal with me me, so they try this over-used method repeatedly to try to make “breaking news” so they can get traffic to their site. This helps them put food on the table for the month. Awww, they live month to month. Thats so cute. And yet its just really sad. But it is what it is. They’ve heard of “cash-flow” but they’ve never experienced it. So my earnings drive them crazy!

Recently I sent out an email explaining that my business is not going anywhere. Of course I would take an “offer I couldn’t refuse” to buy out my biz, just like anybody would, but no matter what happens I ain’t going anywhere. Even if it sells, I’d stay on and do the cool shit. The “suits” may change but I really don’t give a fu*k about those guys. I have free reign.

Wannabes, copycats, and the rest of these closet homos took my announcement and ran with it. They claimed I was going bankrupt, blah blah blah. But as you can see on my homepage videos, I’m doing quite well indeed. And my new Real Estate website – www.richjerkrealestate.com is also doing “well”. Haha. Its sick really. The amount of money that continues to pour in while I’m “going broke” is amazing. I would love to keep “going broke”.

Actually, I’m taking over the Playboy Mansion in July for an opulent, exclusive party with Hefner and the ladies, unlike anyone has ever seen before. I’ve forked over $250k for this one night event. Man, it sure sucks to be poor. ….. I’d love to see my competition try to pull that off. My one night expense is worth more than their twice mortgaged house.

So, to wrap this thing up. I’ve decided I will be suing a few of the higher visibility fa***ts that have decided they want to go to war with me. And I will be displaying all of the legal paperwork, etc publicly when possible so you can follow along as I crush them. Should be fun.

Next week I’m going to tell you how you might possibly get the chance to attend my party and watch me “go broke” in person. I’ve got some remaining tickets. Most have already been scooped up by high level internet marketers and business executives from around the world – the real “players” in multiple industries. I’ve also got a few hundred loyal customers that I’m rewarding with a free ticket. That leaves a handful for me to hand out as I see fit. Again, next week I’ll tell you how to be one of the people that gets one.

INTERESTING SIDE NOTE: The c**k sandwhich lovers I told you about before who are hatin on RJ have ALL contacted me begging for access to the Playboy Mansion Party. Do you think when I told them to fu*k off, it had any influence on their decision to post lies about me? Hmmmmmm…… And as much as I’d like to show you exactly who these pussies are, that’s exactly what they want….to steal my traffic. It ain’t gonna happen bitches.

So many UNORIGINAL pricks out there. Oh well, at least they can PRETEND to be happy with their pathetic lives. In an ironic turn of events, I’m about to make THEM GO BROKE by tying them up in long drawn out & expensive lawsuits. S**ks to be them.

I’m off to Vegas for Memorial Day weekend. I’ll be at Rehab at the Hard Rock. Time to fire up the jet. It’s gonna get crazy. I wonder what will happen while I’m gone. Oh right, the same thing that always happens…..the merchant accounts will keep doing their thing, and the RJ machine will keep churning, as it does 24 hours a day baby. Its unstoppable bitches.

Later Losers,

RJ

P.S. It would s**k to be bald and live in Nebraska right now.

[EDITED FOR LANGUAGE]

No one can argue those facts. Competition will say anything to take the edge and make money... Apparently it works! Gotta say tho, RJ's been in this business since the early day's of the .com boom and yet his products are still selling, even his really old e-book... Clickbank stats speak for themselves.

The Rich Jerk.
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Avg $/sale
$13.10

Stats: Future $: - | Total $/sale: $13.10 | Avg %/sale: 75.0% | %/refd: 53.0% | Grav: 40.40

On Clickbank, that is still a really good gravity and as far as I know, Clickbank takes down offers that don't sell or have a too high refund rate. Heck, I even seen programs with 10 times that gravity that were taken down. I been on the internet for 15 years and just got in this business about 2 years ago. Back then, Google wasn't even as good as it is today, as a matter of fact, my SE of choice was Lycos. First time I typed in "make money on the internet" guess who was #1. Back then, the book was sold over $200 and wasn't even on Clickbank, heck, clickbank wasn't even invented back then and the only way to pay was by credit card over the phone.

Nonetheless, there are no comments from people who actually done business with RJ... Like he says on the website...

FACT: If you can't come up with a measly 10 bucks to change your life, you deserve your miserable existence, and you should leave this website NOW.

LOL- Gotta love his "rude, crude and full of attitude" sales pitches.

 

He is a legend