Santa Claus is coming to town...

You better watch out, You better not cry, You better not pout....

Gonna find out who's naughty or nice.

Seem's like idle threats to me from a grumpy old man!

Just be careful, he sees you when you're sleeping....

If you need some panties so he doesn't see your "goods" go here!!!

 

ah, the "bah humbug" returns

 

It was good...for about...say.. oh... 10 minutes.

Kalina

 

ROFL - are you getting cynical in your old age, Kalina? Better light a fire in the hearth before the dirty old man comes down the chimney...

 

I am stocking up on propane now.... or just give me anything highly flammable.

Kalina

 

Well that's something new I learnt today - I never knew that Santa is a pervert - thanks for the tip-off Kalina, I hope the circumferentially-challenged knacker gets stuck in my chimney so I can take pot shots at him with my catapault. Unless, of course you get to burn the firker first

 

Oh my good Lord... I will get you back Lever! So not nice, not nice at all, showing me that horror.

hehehehe hohohoho

Stages of life:

1. You believe in Santa Claus.

2. You don't believe in Santa Claus.

3. You are Santa Claus.

4. You look like Santa Claus.

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That's funny - funny how the kids have the same handwriting too...

I only just realised it's the 7th f'ing day of December already - not done a thing about this impending christmas thing... I was actually looking forward to the shortest day so that I could enjoy the days getting longer... spring, summer woohoo

 

I know what I want for Christmas, Lever... I can't find that "thing" you spoke of in PM so how 'bout giving me a copy of your "thing"?

Kalina

 

Do you want me to scan it or burn it?

 

I think you have to burn it if you want to share it's full capabilities with me. Let me know your fee.

 

Homey know Santa is a fable, he no buy no body nuthin, did you know that Santa is spelled with the same letters as used in Satan?

 

Kalina: I will try, though burning it may bring a tear to my eye. How about I stuff it in a big padded envelope?

Anthony: And Anthonycea is an anagram for Tanya Cohen

Who's gonna start the conversation about Santa wearing corporate colours?

 

Sure Lever, whatever is easiest, do you think it will fit?
I wonder how long it will take to come.

 

Is she as smart as me Lever, you know I need an equal

 

Kalina: It might just fit, need a big Jiffy Bag for it though - It wouldn't be any use if it got scratched, ripped, cracked or heaven forbid, bent in half Knowing what happened last time with the girl from Vancouver, I reckon it will take ages, even longer now that it's cold and nearly Christmas.

Anthony: You talking about Kalina or Tanya Cohen? Both smart cookies by the look of things. As for a match... oooh I don't know, that's hard to guage. We'd have to have a round of tests to see where the strengths and weaknesses are.

Grrrreat new Avatar BTW - I been 'out to lunch' for some time now, so that's new to me. I still find it absolutely stunning how much you look like that other great talent, Robert Plant. Amazing.

 

I don't talk about Kalina anymore, we are on the outs.

I am a good looking old bugger, just like Robert Plant and I am a Billionaire also like him. I just work construction to bring my self back to earth, if you fly too high to the sun your wings may melt

 

Oh, OK. I didn't know.

The "Flight of Icarus" huh? Didn't Iron Maiden do a track about Icarus on their "Piece of Mind" LP?

That's a very noble and balanced life you lead there Anthony. More reallistic than Souter & Gloag...

We have Brian Souter & Ann Gloag, Scotland's richest man and his big sister, who've gotten well oiled out of making our train and bus services the envy of the developed world. He gets his hands dirty and drives a bus once a year just to show us that he's a really nice person... He lives near Weirfire I think...

 

Sort of like Santa, hey Lever

 

LOL - yeah, though Kalina destroyed any childhood sentiments I had of Santa. Next someone'll tell me the bloody tooth fairy doesn't exist...