Scissors, paper, stone...

(I didn't make this up, and sorrys if it is already posted...)

When I play rock/paper/scissors, I understand that scissors can beat paper, and I get how rock can beat scissors, but there's no f*%$ing way paper can beat rock. Paper is supposed to magically "wrap around" rock, rendering it immobile?

Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors?

Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class?... I'll tell you why-- BECAUSE PAPER CAN'T BEAT ANYBODY!

A rock would tear that sh*t up in 2 seconds.

When I play rock/paper/scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper, I punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "Oh sh*t, I'm sorry. I thought paper would protect you"

 

Thats why as a kid when I was growing up it was.. Rock, Potato Sack, Scissors. That way potato sack can win against rock but not against those pesky scissors.

 

paper beats all. if lawyer has written on it.

 

i used to play that game also when I was a young kid. I always choose the paper hoping that my playmate would choose stone.

 

Hahaha, I bet you had a very fun childood days back then.

 

Cause scissors would cut their way out. Rock is too stupid to do anything but sit there.

wtf.. Weird post man.

Not if it was wrapped up tight. When was the last time you saw a wrapped rock go ape shit on a piece of paper?

Ah, ok...

 

lol... I agree...
blackbug, you really need to stop smoking that stuff!

 

I used to always throw dynamite in there which beats them all (Short fused so scissors can't cut it)

It kinda like thumb wrestling when if you are losing you can slap the other person and yell "Fat Lady from the Crowd"

 

You have issues man.