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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by kmofo, Aug 11, 2010.

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  1. kmofo

    kmofo Active Member

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    #21


    A SEO is walking along a beach and finds a lamp. He rubs the lamp, and a genie appears. “I am the most powerful genie in the world. I can grant you any wish, but only one wish.”

    The SEO pulls out a map, points to it and says, “I’d want peace in the Middle East.”

    The genie responds, “Gee, I don’t know. Those people have been fighting for millenia. I can do just about anything, but this is likely beyond my limits.”

    The SEO then says, “Well, then make my mesothelioma blog rank first in all Google datacenters...”

    At which point the genie responds, “Um, let me see that map again.”
     
    kmofo, Aug 28, 2010 IP
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    kmofo Active Member

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    #22
    What’s likely to get your ship sunk by pirates?
    Canonical issues.

    What do you call a dating service for chauvinist lesbians?
    Broad match.

    What does a chiropractor fix?
    Back links.

    What do you call a dating service that only collects a fee when two people hit it off?
    Pay per click.

    What do you call it when a tapeworm has you over for dinner?
    Parasite hosting.

    What do you call it when twins are pleased?
    Duplicate content.

    What does a links superhero wear?
    A Linkscape.

    What do you call it when the prey hunts the hunter?
    A trackback.

    What do you call a game where touching the person makes them NOT it?
    Alt tag.

    What does an annoying nitpicker call a game where touching the person makes them NOT it?
    Alt attribute.

    What do you call a squire at the top of the stairs?
    A landing page.

    What do you call Zelda in lingerie?
    Link bait.

    What do you call driving into London?
    Paid traffic.

    What is “king of kings”?
    A meta title.

    What do you call it when you and a small band of Spartans fend off an army of Persians?
    A 301 redirect.

    What do you call chatty psychics?
    Social media.

    What does an evangelist drink out of when partying hard?
    A conversion funnel.

    What do you call a man with six fingers on one hand?
    Supplemental index.
     
    kmofo, Sep 3, 2010 IP
  3. kmofo

    kmofo Active Member

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    #23
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    kmofo, Sep 6, 2010 IP
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    kmofo Active Member

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    #24
    [​IMG]
     
    kmofo, Sep 9, 2010 IP
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    Brucew0619 Peon

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    #25
    When I face those word:"link", "wordpress","Blogspot","do/no follow"....and so on, I gonna be crazy!~~
     
    Brucew0619, Sep 9, 2010 IP
  6. kmofo

    kmofo Active Member

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    #26
    The real reason why ur site dropped in google
    [​IMG]
     
    kmofo, Jan 20, 2011 IP
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    Safetyfirst Active Member

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    #27
    LOL...the second one is the best joke..never heard of it before.
     
    Safetyfirst, Jan 20, 2011 IP
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    #28
    ohh..i dont have any jokes with me..but i liked all posts added by you guys..
    Thanks for that gag..
     
    Chris9288, Jan 20, 2011 IP
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    wadi1977 Peon

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    #29
    I like that "Old SEOs never die, they just lose their rankings" too,wish i didn't get older
     
    wadi1977, Jan 23, 2011 IP
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    FireStorM Well-Known Member

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    #30
    hahaha ,. very nice seo jokes ... appreciate them
     
    FireStorM, Jan 23, 2011 IP
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    #31
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    ROFL
     
    globegenius, Jan 23, 2011 IP
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    phildswd Peon

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    #32
    i almost laugh. thanks for making this thread =)
     
    phildswd, Jan 24, 2011 IP
  13. kmofo

    kmofo Active Member

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    #33
    some might find this offensive:
    [​IMG]
     
    kmofo, Feb 4, 2011 IP
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    ~~~~ Well-Known Member

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    #34
    A technical one
    Adult Site Owner - I .edu need Backlinks

    [​IMG]
     
    ~~~~, Feb 4, 2011 IP
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    facebook-applications Peon

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    #35
    good jokes really one enjoy it
     
    facebook-applications, Feb 4, 2011 IP
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    superfredrik Peon

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    #36
    Lol funny thread!
     
    superfredrik, Feb 4, 2011 IP
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    marksio Peon

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    #37
    I like that "Old SEOs never die, they just lose their rankings"
    very good jokes :)
     
    marksio, Sep 30, 2011 IP
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    egmixer Active Member

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    #38
    good ones, thanks for sharing :)
     
    egmixer, Oct 3, 2011 IP
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    twittermarketingstrategy Peon

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    #39
    This is really very funny as well as nice jokes.
     
    twittermarketingstrategy, Oct 3, 2011 IP
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    exabyte Greenhorn

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    #40
    Very good jokes, I'll take note to send to all SEO experts who send me emails.
     
    exabyte, Oct 3, 2011 IP
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